[Insert clever quote about love and the Universe here. Something Richard Gere said at an Academy Awards some years ago, or maybe a clever Dalai Lama quote. Yeah, that's the ticket. And mention the dog. Who can resist a dog?]
I am a perfectly middle class outdoors loving guy. I own my own home, [a wretched structure who's sole purpose in life is to suck dollars from my bank account.] I have a job that I actually enjoy, [because they pay me and I haven't won the lottery yet; who are we kidding here.] Some years back, I did the law school thing and passed the bars of Maine and Massachusetts, but ultimately remained in the software engineering field for the benefit of my family. Some day, when I "retire," I may open my own little practice somewhere, just for the fun of it, [and to screw with the government.]
I have a son, age nine, who is everything to me. If you have children, that's great by me. I also have a big goofy Yellow Lab. If you don't like dogs, honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself! And I mean that with an exclamation point. Go find some prissy Frenchman to date instead.