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22 Davis, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 26
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen (and those outside the gender binary). My name is Jaclyn. I'm a stand up comic but mostly a waitress. Sometimes I wear glasses. I smell nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-stand-up comedy

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making medicated baked goods, being on the internet too long, eating candy until i hate myself, winged eyeliner, being wildly unorganized despite being a ~*~total virgo~*~, puns, doodling, writing, letting you know when you're being a dick
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sparkling personality
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by David Sedaris

Movies: Ghost World, SLC Punk, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wristcutters: A Love Story, Boys Don't Cry, But I'm a Cheerleader, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, The Craft, Girl Interrupted, Kids, Microcosmos

TV: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Adventure Time, Venture Bros, Louie, Freaks and Geeks, 30 Rock, Community, Arrested Development, MST3K, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Girls, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dead Like Me, Anything with Gordon Ramsay

Music: Animal Collective, Death From Above 1979, Islands, The Unicorns, Neutral Milk Hotel, Gogol Bordello, Mother Mother, The Mountain Goats, Weird Al, Tom Waits, Weezer, of Montreal, Die Antwoord, Fugazi, Ben Folds Five, Gravy Train!!!!, Pixies, The Avett Brothers, BOAT, Okkervil River

Food: all of it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my six steve buscemi love dolls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
which trader joe's frozen dinner i'll prepare next
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Telling jokes, or serving drinks at a place where people tell jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I take it really personally if you delete me on facebook.
You should message me if
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you are smart and interesting and open-minded and you wanna talk about like feminism and stuff (don't bother messaging if you just rolled your eyes)

or if you're jason segel when he was 18

I won't message you back if you're a low match percentage or if all you have to say is "hey", because I'm a huge bitch. Also not interested in couples but fully support them in all their endeavors.