You've already looked at my pics, so you know how that goes . If you want to learn more about me , read on. I'm sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor. I'm not a work-a-holic, but I'm not lazy either. I consider myself easy going.

I have just as many Tour de France victories as Lance Armstrong, and I did it without doping. Where's my parade?

Also, as of late December 2012, I've greatly trimmed my beard, so I look 85% less like a hobo. I might let it re-hobo, not sure.

For my job, I do computer programming for aircraft engine research labs.
Other than work, I also spend my time with friends. I work on my
house, garden and cook. I enjoy playing bar trivia , I play almost
every week.

Cooking, gardening, random bar trivia , watching people to make
sure they don't pass out, and making ice cream.

That I'm pretty quiet. And apparently I look younger than I am. I rule!

Books /Authors : Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Harry Potter series, Neal Stephenson, Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Dawkins, Neil Gaiman

Tv: The Office, Good Eats, Lost, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Simpsons , Veronica Mars , Dexter, Firefly, Man v. Food, Community, Doctor Who, Party Down, Misfits (U.K.), Once Upon A Time , Sherlock (BBC), Breaking Bad, Freaks and Geeks, Sons of Anarchy

Movies : Most all kinds. Love horror movies (both good and bad), Scott Pilgrim vs . The World, early Kevin Smith movies, Let The Right One In, Back to The Future Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Toy Story Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, movies that aren't trilogies, Poultrygeist, Toxic Avenger, Gremlins, Goonies.

Music: Alkaline Trio , Tegan and Sara, Ben Folds, Ben Lee, Wilco, NOFX, The Get Up Kids, Jimmy Eat World, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, The Postal Service , Arcade Fire , Broken Social Scene, City & Colour, Stars , Blackpool Lights, Reggie & The Full Effect, The New Amsterdams, Tim Minchin, mostly anything but rap and country

Food: Sushi, Thai, Indian, anything spicy, bacon. Poutine is
amazing...I have to eat it every time that I'm in Canada .

Humor
Good food (I eat because food makes me happy, not because you need it to live)
Pets
Thinking/Learning
Books
A tasty beer or bourbon

What I want to do with my life and what I need to do to accomplish that

Hanging out with friends . Maybe having a few drinks or watching
a movie .

I can't swim

You're someone open-minded that likes to have fun.

You don't have seven evil exes I have to battle.

You wish you had a TARDIS.

You're also disease-free.

You're okay with dating a Bengals fan.

You think it would be fun to go on the bourbon trail.

If I've made a silly spelling or grammar mistake.

Or, just if you want to. I'm not going to tell you what you can or can't do. You're an adult.

Bonus points for being short and/or wearing glasses .