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jacobmercy

32 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
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coloring comic books!

I also write a webcomic at pizzagun.com, sometimes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, reading, thinking, listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm using my actual name on here!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A: All the books B: Children of Men, The Room, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Double Indemnity, film noir C: Stars, Rilo Kiley, Childish Gambino, Lovage, Amanda Palmer, Jay May, Immortal Technique
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Wine. 2.) Friends. 3.) Movies. 4.) Meditation. 5.) A healthy disrespect for rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
literary theory, music, coffee, genre, economics, whatever I happen to be reading today
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really have secrets of my own.

(I have a lot of other people's, though.)
You should message me if
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you have a sense of humor. You have compassion for your fellow humans. You're comfortable with yourself (or you're getting there). You recognize that most of the questions and qualifications you see here are artificial, and can't capture the contradictions and delight of the real you and I.

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