Jeez, writing one of these things is intimidating! Since I registered recently I’ve looked through a fair few profiles and they all seem to have been well conceived with really good photos and funny/informative info.

How am I supposed to be different and stand out against such blatant intimidation tactics??

Well……I figure, by doing precisely the opposite!

No information about me, no good pictures, no funny/informative copy. Just a stream of consciousness which is not well thought out or considered - just meandering!!

I’m not very good at selling myself on paper and I’d probably sell you someone else by accident anyway. I reckon the best way to get to know someone is though meeting up face to face so give me a shout if you fancy and we’ll see what happens.

I get loads of responses every day so please no time wasters (that may be a lie).

Filling in forms and drinking tea

As above :)

I drink too much tea and fill in too many forms

...you would like to!!