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jadacakes

31 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Buy me pizza
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to make it to Bea Arthur status.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bringing the party. I learned everything I need to know from Andrew W.K..
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have red hair......or orange/strawberry blonde hair and everyone thinks it's sooooooo beautiful. When I was 4 years old an old lady asked me "where did you get that pretty red hair?". My response was "it came on my head". I rule.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- klosterman, gaiman, meno..... Probably all the same books you've read

Food- all food. Im not vegan or vegetarian but I have a lot a friends that are so I love finding ways to make everything vegan. I make a badass vegan chocolate cake(like its hard). Feel free to make me steak though.

Music- i hate this question. Are we in high school? I like a lot. I listen to anything from shitty pop to great electronic to shitty country(new and old). I listen to a lot of patsy cline, nat king cole, Otis redding and Etta james. Plus whatever. If it makes me feel good I listen to it.

Shows- true blood, game of thrones, broad city, anything by Chris Lilly........
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) beer and shot combos( preferably hamms and Jim beam. I'm nasty)
2) my cat (get over it)
3) my best friend that lives in Austin
4) the golden girls.
5) sweet potatoes
6) hair products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The struggle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do what I want.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still have my Barbie sleeping bag from when I was 7. Oh, and I own a machete.
You should message me if
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You think you can handle this jelly.
You want to hang out and act a fucking fool all summer.

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