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31 Cleveland, OH Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Irish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am well educated, and know when to be well mannered. I love people who believe in continually educating themselves and who believe charm, or a well placed self restraint, are as important to master as the ability to speak one's mind impeccably.

I'm a duel citizen (Irish and American). I lived in Ireland a decade, Korea a year, and have been back stateside for five. I'm also native (Chippewa) and have been living up north with my tribe for most of the last five years.

I like to be challenged, to learn, to study new topics and debate, though I will not argue. Life is too short to spend it at odds with those you love.

I am a writer. It consumes me even when I am not at the keyboard. I day dream myself to sleep, read voraciously, and live life for new experiences.

On that note, my bucket list includes: taking long walks on the beach, learning Parkour, exploring every continent, getting a medium level management position in a bubble wrap factory (so when I start stomping away on the merchandise it'll take them a while to think about stopping me), getting trapped on an elevator (so I can John McClane my way through the door on the top without getting arrested), and several other things...

As a side note: I would really like to know where the men on this site are getting babies to take pictures with. You've stated you don't have any. What did you do? Did you just walk up to a woman and be like "excuse me mam, can I borrow your child? Selfie!"
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting a business, working as an Emergency Dispatcher, writing a book series, searching out unique people, exploring this beautiful city and gathering building blocks...
I’m really good at
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laughing, learning, entertaining, and generally enjoying life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes? I'd like to think its my sense of humor...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Jhonen Vasquez, Carlos Castaneda, Hans Christian Anderson, etc.

Apart from Favourite Authors, I like: Miss Smilla's Feeling For Snow, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist, HP Lovecraft's The Alchemist, The Curious Incident of The Dog in The Nighttime, my leaving cert physics book, my natural disasters book, anything math, and not so much the research I'm meant to be doing instead of this right now...

I love musicals and ballet, especially live... as well as most kinds of dance/music performances. I would like to at some point go to the opera and sit in a box seat listening to renditions of Vivaldi... or Romeo and Juliet and pretend I'm Dorian Gray. For now I'm working on getting around to buying a horned phonograph to play these records on and a dry bar to make the fuzz easier to listen to.

Genres: British Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi/Fantasy, Anime...

Current Music: Postal Service, Marina and the Diamonds, Flaming Lips, Broken Bells, MGMT, Moby, One Eskimo, Owl City, etc.

Sports: I like golf, sailing, white water rafting, swimming (pretty much anything on the water actually), snowboarding, hiking, grip/drifting, ballet, hip hop... just about anything other than peddle biking suits my fancy.

I'm a bit of a Foody. My favourite thus far is: Fried Eel and Avocado slice wrapped in Seaweed lined with Cream Cheese, rolled, then rolled again in rice, Tempura battered, and deep fried, garnished with Salmon Roe and Soy/Wasabi Sauce. I also appreciate Korean Dalk Galbi, Escargot, Brown/Soda Bread, Schnitzel, Chicken Hearts, Live Squid/Octopus, Potato Waffles, Chicken Doner Kebab, Chipper Fish and Chips, Salt and Chili Prawn, Lotus Root, Ice Wine, and a Proper Cup of Tea.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mascara, a laptop with internet access, books, rainy days in the forest, daydreams, notes from Past Me to Future Me instructing me to do and/or not do things, my passports, counting... in no particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The subtle but significant differences between influence and manipulation, cheeky charm and boundary stepping, and black and white pudding.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I live by The Pierces definition of "Secret".
You should message me if
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you're looking for something more than a hookup, including friendship.

If you're someone who reads a lot, rolls with things- be it a joke or an adventure, are happy at least 95% of the time, well educated and well spoken, like to volunteer and travel (realizing there is a world outside yourself that not only needs to be enjoyed but needs to be cared for), like to take responsibility for your responsibilities by the tune of either "eye of the tiger" or "challenge accepted", value loyalty, and have a keen wit, at least occasionally... then we are more than likely kismet. If you are all or most of these things but we clash on some monumental moral level, I am also in search of a proper arch nemesis to inspire motivation :P