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24 • F • Portland, OR
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 2:08am
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly), German (Okay), French (Poorly)
Staying in shape. I'd love to have a bouldering/yoga/backpacking/running companion.
Getting in touch with my inner sassy black woman.
Bartending and being surprisingly happy with it, but not quite happy enough to not finish college
I'm about to start training to become an EMT and later down the road, a firefighter or flight medic.
Moved downtown and started bike commuting. I got ninety-nine problems but a car ain't one.
I want to be really good at
Yoga, chess, pool, bouldering, slacklining, and that thing where you stick your fingers in your mouth and whistle super loud.
Or quite likely that there's bike grease on my face.
Quite a lot. I tend to gravitate toward postmodern stuff like Vonnegut and Heller. Sci-fi is big too. The Hitchhiker's Guide series and Dune are way up there for me. Non-fiction is great as well. Especially of the scientific persuasion. Incognito by David Eagleman is an all-time favorite.
Fargo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Office Space, Ink, In Bruges, The Princess Bride, Drive (holy shit I love that movie), Ratatouille, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Shaun of the Dead
Doctor Who, Black Books, Adventure Time, Spaced, Sherlock, Archer, Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Battlestar Galactica
I listen to
Caravan Palace, Mariachi El Bronx, Alt-J, Morphine, Flogging Molly, Django Rheinhardt, The Starlite Desperation, Katzenjammer, Barenaked Ladies, The xx, Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, The Drive soundtrack, Thievery Corporation
Clif Bars, lamb, protein shakes, marshmallow fluff, sushi, hummus, bacon, lots of salmon, lots of bananas, and the souls of people who are rude to restaurant staff.
My bike (awesome little blue '80s Bianchi)
Oh, and butts. Mm, butts.
And I still do.
It also helps if you've got a pretty unrestricted diet. Food is a huge part of my relationships (romantic or otherwise), so it's kind of a bummer if I can't cook the way I normally do (with lots of butter, cheese, and red meat)
You caught my Barenaked Ladies reference.
Or if you just want to send me a message in the form of a Feminist Ryan Gosling post. "Hey, girl."
I don't really have any expectations from this website. The most I could ask for at this point is to meet someone who I can watch Colbert and drink a growler of IPA with in my apartment. Ladies, dudes, whatever. Just please don't yank my heart guts, man.
One more caveat: Look. I'm busy. I'm really busy. Like, all the time. I work crazy hours at my restaurant job, go to school, volunteer at a hospital, I have side gigs and even sleep sometimes, so I pre-apologize for slow correspondence. There's always time to meet someone awesome though.
Okay, this section got out of hand pretty quickly.
Over and out.
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