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25 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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What does laid-back even mean?
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to make it an adventure.

Getting in touch with my inner sassy black woman.

Bartending and being surprisingly happy with it, but not happy enough to not finish college.

Training to be an EMT, which will eventually turn into becoming a paramedic. After exploring web design and accounting as career paths and ultimately not feeling any genuine passion for either, emergency medicine somehow called to me. Everything fell into place almost immediately so I'm gonna go with it.

Bike commuting. I got ninety-nine problems but a car ain't one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really bad puns, laughing at my own really bad puns, cooking, smacking my elbows on fixed objects, driving stick shift, taking care of drunk people, sarcasm, derailing discussions in class, crashing my bike, towel snapping, creating a hostile work environment, getting jobs I'm under-qualified for.

I want to be really good at
Yoga, chess, pool, bouldering, slacklining, and that thing where you stick your fingers in your mouth and whistle super loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Pensive stare. My former manager compared me to the protagonist of A Beautiful Mind, convinced I'm doing calculus in my head. I'm probably just thinking about what to have for lunch.

Or quite likely that there's bike grease on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read
Quite a lot. I tend to gravitate toward postmodern stuff like Vonnegut and Heller. Sci-fi is big too. The Hitchhiker's Guide series and Dune are way up there for me. Non-fiction is great as well. Especially of the scientific persuasion. Incognito by David Eagleman is an all-time favorite.

I watch
Fargo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Office Space, Ink, In Bruges, The Princess Bride, Drive (holy shit I love that movie), Ratatouille, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Shaun of the Dead

Doctor Who, Black Books, Adventure Time, Spaced, Sherlock, Archer, Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Rick and Morty

I listen to
Caravan Palace, Mariachi El Bronx, Alt-J, Morphine, Flogging Molly, Django Rheinhardt, The Starlite Desperation, Katzenjammer, Barenaked Ladies, The xx, Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, The Drive soundtrack, Thievery Corporation

I eat
Clif Bars, lamb, protein shakes, marshmallow fluff, sushi, hummus, bacon, lots of salmon, lots of bananas, and the souls of people who are rude to restaurant staff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A goal to achieve
Outdoor adventures
Animal companionship
My bike (awesome little blue '80s Bianchi)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human anatomy/physiology, semantics, neuroscience, linguistics, (astro)physics (in the most layman sense possible), evolution (especially how it relates to sexual attraction in humans), how to climb anything in my immediate surroundings, and the dark overtones of Adventure Time.

Oh, and butts. Mm, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If on the off-chance I'm not working, I'm at the bouldering gym, headphones in, scowling at the V4 I've been working on for the last three weeks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wanted to become a cowgirl/ballerina/astronaut when I was little.

And I still do.
You should message me if
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You're intelligent, articulate, genuine, sane, fit, witty, and kind.

It also helps if you've got a pretty unrestricted diet. Food is a huge part of my relationships (romantic or otherwise), so it's kind of a bummer if I can't cook the way I normally do (with lots of butter, cheese, and red meat)


You caught my Barenaked Ladies reference.

Or if you just want to send me a message in the form of a Feminist Ryan Gosling post. "Hey, girl."