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24 • F • Portland, OR
- Last Online
- Today – 4:37am
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Working on university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Poorly), German (Okay), French (Poorly)
Staying in shape. I'd love to have a bouldering/yoga/backpacking/running companion.
Getting in touch with my inner sassy black woman.
Bartending downtown and being surprisingly happy with it, but not quite happy enough to not finish college. After I finish my accounting degree (I've spent too much time and money on it to drop out), I'll start training to become a paramedic and later down the road, a firefighter. I know it's super competitive, you don't have to tell me. I want to do something significantly more meaningful with my life than making income statements.
Moved downtown and started bike commuting. I got ninety-nine problems but a car ain't one.
I want to be really good at
Yoga, chess, pool, bouldering, life-saving, slacklining, and that thing where you stick your fingers in your mouth and whistle super loud.
Or quite likely that there's bike grease on my face.
Vonnegut, David Eagleman, Umberto Eco, Lolly Winston, Calvin and Hobbes, Mary Roach, Hunter S. Thompson, Irvine Welsh, Sloane Crosley, Joseph Heller, Douglas Adams, McSweeney's Internet Tendency
Fargo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Office Space, Ink, In Bruges, The Princess Bride, Drive (holy shit I love that movie), Ratatouille, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Shaun of the Dead
Doctor Who, Black Books, Adventure Time, Spaced, Sherlock, Archer, Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Battlestar Galactica
I listen to
Caravan Palace, Mariachi El Bronx, Alt-J, Morphine, Flogging Molly, Django Rheinhardt, The Starlite Desperation, Katzenjammer, Barenaked Ladies, The xx, Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, The Drive soundtrack, Thievery Corporation
Clif Bars, lamb, protein shakes, marshmallow fluff, sushi, hummus, bacon, lots of salmon, lots of bananas, and the souls of people who are rude to restaurant staff.
My bike (awesome little blue '80s Bianchi)
Oh, and butts. Mm, butts.
And I still do.
- Ages 24–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
It also helps if you've got a pretty unrestricted diet. Food is a huge part of my relationships (romantic or otherwise), so it's kind of a bummer if I can't cook the way I normally do (with lots of butter, cheese, and red meat)
You caught my Barenaked Ladies reference.
Or if you just want to send me a message in the form of a Feminist Ryan Gosling post. "Hey, girl."
I honestly have no expectations from this website. The most I could ask for at this point is to meet someone who I can watch Colbert and drink a growler of beer with in my apartment. Ladies, dudes, whatever. Just please don't yank my heart guts, man.
One more caveat: Look. I'm busy. I'm really busy. Like, all the time. I work two jobs, go to school (including summers), I have side gigs and even sleep sometimes, so I pre-apologize for slow correspondence. There's always time to meet someone awesome though.
Okay, this section got out of hand pretty quickly.
Over and out.
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