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25 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:12am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Mostly harmless.

I'm a simple soul with a complex mind. High intensity and low maintenance.

I can seem aloof (because I am), but I love talking to interesting and articulate people. I'd like to meet someone to have intelligent and meaningful conversations with, and I'm always game for banter.

People have a tendency to open up to me; I'm a very good secret keeper. But if you cross me, I'll probably blackmail the fuck out of you.

I'm fiercely independent, but I know when to suck up my pride and ask for help with something that I can't do alone.

I'm very fond of hyperbole.

Beneath all the sarcasm, I'm really a sweetheart.

Trying to talk myself up while being cool about it feels like writing a scholarship essay.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting shit done.

Getting in touch with my inner sassy black woman.

Training to be an EMT, then paramedic. After exploring web design and accounting as career paths and ultimately not feeling any genuine passion for either, emergency medicine somehow called to me. Everything fell into place almost immediately so I'm gonna go with it.

Bike commuting. I got ninety-nine problems but a car ain't one.

I sling drinks to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Really bad puns, laughing at my own really bad puns, smacking my elbows on fixed objects, driving stick shift, taking care of drunk people, sarcasm, derailing discussions in class, crashing my bike, towel snapping, creating a hostile work environment.

I want to be really good at
Yoga, chess, pool, bouldering, slacklining, and that thing where you stick your fingers in your mouth and whistle super loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pensive stare. My former manager compared me to the protagonist of A Beautiful Mind, convinced I'm doing calculus in my head. I'm probably just thinking about what to have for lunch.

Or quite likely that there's bike grease on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read
Not as much as I want to lately, but I've been reading the Hitchhiker's Guide series and American Spirit by Dan Kennedy. Old favorites include Population: 485, Vonnegut, Trainspotting, Dune, and Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlife.

I watch
Fargo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Office Space, Ink, In Bruges, The Princess Bride, Drive, Ratatouille, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Shaun of the Dead
Doctor Who, Black Books, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Spaced, Sherlock, Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Rick and Morty, Over the Garden Wall (I watch a lot of animation), Top Chef, Seinfeld

I listen to
Caravan Palace, Mariachi El Bronx, Alt-J, Morphine, Flogging Molly, Django Rheinhardt, The Starlite Desperation, Katzenjammer, Barenaked Ladies, The xx, Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, Thievery Corporation, and podcasts. All the podcasts. I love stories. I have a side gig with a live storytelling show and it's fantastic.

I eat
Clif Bars, lamb, protein shakes, marshmallow fluff, sushi, hummus, bacon, lots of salmon, lots of bananas, and the souls of people who are rude to restaurant staff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A goal to achieve
Outdoor adventures
Animal companionship
My bike (awesome little blue '80s Bianchi)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human anatomy/physiology (constantly), semantics, neuroscience, evolution (especially how it relates to attraction between humans), how to climb anything in my immediate surroundings, and the dark overtones of Adventure Time.

Oh, and butts. Mm, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably home, listening to podcasts, putzing around my kitchen and pelvic-thrusting the drawers shut.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wanted to become a cowgirl/ballerina/astronaut when I was little.

And I still do.
You should message me if
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You're intelligent, articulate, genuine, sane, fit, witty, and kind.

You want to drink a growler of beer and watch cooking shows with me.

Or if you just want to send me a message in the form of a Feminist Ryan Gosling post. "Hey, girl."