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24 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:37am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
What does laid-back even mean?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make it an adventure. Trying to get out of my comfort zone.

Staying in shape. I'd love to have a bouldering/yoga/backpacking/running companion.

Getting in touch with my inner sassy black woman.

Bartending downtown and being surprisingly happy with it, but not quite happy enough to not finish college. After I finish my accounting degree (I've spent too much time and money on it to drop out), I'll start training to become a paramedic and later down the road, a firefighter. I know it's super competitive, you don't have to tell me. I want to do something significantly more meaningful with my life than making income statements.

Moved downtown and started bike commuting. I got ninety-nine problems but a car ain't one.
I’m really good at
Really bad puns, laughing at my own really bad puns, cooking, smacking my elbows on fixed objects, driving stick shift, taking care of drunk people, sarcasm, derailing discussions in class, crashing my bike, towel snapping, creating a hostile work environment, getting jobs I'm under-qualified for.

I want to be really good at
Yoga, chess, pool, bouldering, life-saving, slacklining, and that thing where you stick your fingers in your mouth and whistle super loud.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pensive stare. My former manager compared me to the protagonist of A Beautiful Mind, convinced I'm doing calculus in my head. I'm probably just thinking about what to have for lunch.

Or quite likely that there's bike grease on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read
Vonnegut, David Eagleman, Umberto Eco, Lolly Winston, Calvin and Hobbes, Mary Roach, Hunter S. Thompson, Irvine Welsh, Sloane Crosley, Joseph Heller, Douglas Adams, McSweeney's Internet Tendency

I watch
Fargo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, Office Space, Ink, In Bruges, The Princess Bride, Drive (holy shit I love that movie), Ratatouille, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Shaun of the Dead

Doctor Who, Black Books, Adventure Time, Spaced, Sherlock, Archer, Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Peep Show, Battlestar Galactica

I listen to
Caravan Palace, Mariachi El Bronx, Alt-J, Morphine, Flogging Molly, Django Rheinhardt, The Starlite Desperation, Katzenjammer, Barenaked Ladies, The xx, Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, The Drive soundtrack, Thievery Corporation

I eat
Clif Bars, lamb, protein shakes, marshmallow fluff, sushi, hummus, bacon, lots of salmon, lots of bananas, and the souls of people who are rude to restaurant staff.
The six things I could never do without
A goal to achieve
Outdoor adventures
Animal companionship
My bike (awesome little blue '80s Bianchi)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human anatomy/physiology, neuroscience, linguistics, (astro)physics (in the most layman sense possible), evolution (especially how it relates to sexual attraction in humans), how to climb anything in my immediate surroundings, and the dark overtones of Adventure Time.

Oh, and butts. Mm, butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
If on the off-chance I'm not working, I'm at the bouldering gym, headphones in, scowling at the V4 I've been working on for the last three weeks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wanted to become a cowgirl/ballerina/astronaut when I was little.

And I still do.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're intelligent, articulate, genuine, sane, fit, witty, and kind.

It also helps if you've got a pretty unrestricted diet. Food is a huge part of my relationships (romantic or otherwise), so it's kind of a bummer if I can't cook the way I normally do (with lots of butter, cheese, and red meat)

You caught my Barenaked Ladies reference.

Or if you just want to send me a message in the form of a Feminist Ryan Gosling post. "Hey, girl."

I honestly have no expectations from this website. The most I could ask for at this point is to meet someone who I can watch Colbert and drink a growler of beer with in my apartment. Ladies, dudes, whatever. Just please don't yank my heart guts, man.

One more caveat: Look. I'm busy. I'm really busy. Like, all the time. I work two jobs, go to school (including summers), I have side gigs and even sleep sometimes, so I pre-apologize for slow correspondence. There's always time to meet someone awesome though.

Okay, this section got out of hand pretty quickly.

Over and out.