28 โ€ข Madison, WI
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My self-summary
๐Ÿฎ Born and raised in WI. ๐ŸŽ“ UW Madison alumnus. ๐Ÿ”ฌ Scientist in profession and in life. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿป Cycling, ๐Ÿšฃ kayaking, โ›บ๏ธ camping, ๐Ÿณ breakfast/brunch, ๐Ÿ“š reading, and ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒณ shenanigans enthusiast. ๐ŸŽค Fake rapper.


Closet freak. ๐Ÿ˜
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Crushing on Kylo Ren. ๐Ÿ’˜

Stackin' cheese. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿง€


More specifically, I work for a biotech company in Middleton. But the isthmus is my stompin' grounds.

Tackling the items on my never-ending list of home improvement projects. ๐Ÿ”จ

(Casually) writing a comic and songs. โœ๏ธ

Staying centered while calculating multiple possible trajectories for the near future. Spin up the FTL, Mr. Gaeta.
Iโ€™m really good at
The things I set my mind to.

...and couponing. โœ‚๏ธ
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ask me on a date for this one! ๐Ÿ˜˜

Right now I'm reading Star Wars: Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Right now I'm watching Rick and Morty. ๐Ÿš€โš›โš—
The six things I could never do without
๐Ÿ’จ Air, ๐Ÿ’ง water, ๐ŸŒฝ food, ๐Ÿก shelter, ๐Ÿ‘ซ companionship, โœŒ๏ธ peace.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Motile bacteria that move erratically but grossly towards a higher concentration of their nutrient source (and how we as humans aren't that much different in relation to ๐Ÿ’ฐ).

The Big Crunch, Heat Death, the Arrow of Time as explained by thermodynamics, and all the other fun, grisly, gloom-and-doom physical theories. ๐Ÿ”ญ

How to rip off a corporation for the goods and services I require.

How to detriment the Right. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Ž

๐ŸŽต Lyrics that are underappreciated ๐ŸŽต

If the feeling of resolution is a real thing in the real world. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŒŽ

Would Chewbacca be friends with me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what I feel like doing on that particular Friday night.
You should message me if
You want to meet a boy! ๐Ÿ’

You want to get brunch! โ˜€๏ธ

You feel the Bern! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ

You want to talk Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (or any sci-fi/fantasy for that matter; talk nerdy to me ๐Ÿค“)!

Snapchat me (mclabbxxxx)! If you request a song I will sing it for you!

If you noticed that "Long term dating" was absent from my "Looking for" section, don't fret! Ultimately I want a relationship, but I'm not rushing the process and won't engage with anyone looking to hit the ground running under the assumption that a relationship will ensue. Been there, done that. Doesn't work (I share equal blame in each case alluded to). If our escapades become romantic and fulfilling, we can discuss our futures at that time. ๐Ÿ˜Š