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31 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a person and I like other people. The paragraph below is all the horse shit I wrote 4 years ago. It all still applies, but it looks really stupid.


I like to talk, but I'm quiet a lot of the time. I'm hard headed
but I'll admit when I'm wrong, I swear. I really like playing
chess; I could be better at it. I'm glad I was a picky eater as a
kid because I get to "discover" new foods at a pretty steady rate
as an adult. I like cooking. I love music and I love words. I scuba
dive. I used to like rum and vodka, and now I like gin and whiskey.
I like people to be thoughtful, and moderated, and kind, and I try
to be those things. I love living in NY but it can wear me down...
the car horns alone could drive you nuts. I hate, hate, hate
ticking clocks. I'm bendy... I'm really bendy, but there seems to
be no reason at all for it. I wish I had a wood shop. I eat too many eggs, and virtually every time I eat them I think of the incredible edible egg song. And that makes me think of the "never shake a baby" ad campaign that ran in the mid-west with Theo from the Cosby show, which I never saw growing up but which my Missouri friends swear by.
What I’m doing with my life
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I studied English Lit. Then I filled air tanks for a summer before living in Japan for a couple of years. Then I studied music in NY. Now I'm a computer programmer.

All of that is true. Go figure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hovering upside down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get the blue eyes thing a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kazuo Ishiguro, Orhan Pamuk, Jonathan Franzen... Davids Lynch and Cronenberg... Bach, modern improvised music, Paul Simon, lots and lots of other music old and new and obscure and popular... Japanese food and southern staples.

Blah blah blah
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My retired Dad, who walks around the mall and will always talk.
1's and 0's

Fuck your arbitrary quota.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why people do anything at all
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer doing quiet things on the weekends and loud things on weeknights, though increasingly I enjoy doing quiet things all the goddamned time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Naval oranges really give me the creeps. It's something about their total disregard for common standards of fruit decency; they just let all their juicy bits hang out.

Isn't that cute? I wrote that 4 years ago too.
You should message me if
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You think we'd get along, of course.

I am in an open, long term, and serious long distance relationship.

I utterly and actually believe in the value of short term sexual and emotional connections.

"Casual sex lol!"

No. For real. People can hang out. Fucking fuck, it's 2014. Get a grip.

Seriously, let's go on a date, ok? Maybe 2, or 10. Whatever. It will be fun. At some point it will end. That's totally fine. Let's be people in the same room for a while with some beers, or martinis. Does that sound good? Message me.