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37 M Gilbert, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–49
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 5:07am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Working on masters program
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Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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I'm an old-timey folk singer at heart. I like dope, questionable localities, and anti-government rhetoric. I smoke and drink like an early 20th century American author who was never published--because of his smoking and drinking (that's funny if you get it, but then so is everything)--. The only establishment I trust is a drinking one. I tell jokes part time for fun and entertainment--mostly mine. I try everyday to be more like Mark Twain.

My current favorite dylan quote (and a life long fav):--(that's not an emoticon, btw)--"...and the national banks at a profit, sell road maps of the soul, at the old folks home and the college".

Also, "don't follow leaders and watch the parking meters". It's just solid, good advice.

What I'm looking for:

A girl who is a bit akward. I'm akward, too, and I think the best time is an akward good one. I prefer you to prefer chuck Taylor's to heels. I'd like it if you weren't into sports. Also, no religious affiliations. Also, intelligent, witty, and graceful. Basically the way Robert Redford describes it in "Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid". Also, if it bothers you that you can't italicize movie and book titles--you're definitely cool then.
What I’m doing with my life
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Muddling through, writing jokes, substitute teaching, attending grad school, and working my way through my listless, wandering, post-college years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bombing on stage, I do it with a smile. Also, not bombing on stage. Coffee drinking. Sitting--I'm an Olympic-caliber sitter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Mediterranean features and my serious looking face. I'm never serious, just my face is--I just inherited my fathers scowl. He is a serious dude. Also, I'm not Mediterranean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything Mark Twain or Kurt Vonnegut. Jack Kerouac. Confederacy of Dunces. Milan Kundera, especially "life is elsewhere". Douglas Adams and the John Carter books by Burroughs.

Wes Anderson--especially Rushmore. Stanley Kubric--except eyes wide shut--still don't get it. Love Dr. Strangelove. Marx brothers. Space and alien sci-fi movies and shows. The cosmos (both versions). The walking dead and falling skies.

Bob dylan. Rumor is he's dropping a new album later this year.

Food, based on how often I eat it: frozen pizza. Other than that: regular pizza. Also, spaghetti and meatloaf (not together, though that sounds good).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The absurdity of it all. Did you read Camus?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. But only 'till 11 if you live nearby and want to hit a dive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suffer from porno penis but you won't. (That is inappropriate but I'm leaving it for now.)

Also, I'm 37 an have a poster of Jack Kerouac in my bedroom wall. Wanna see it? (Also inappropriate, but considerably less so.)
You should message me if
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You're not a flake and you're not going to flake-out. You think there is more to you than being pretty. You're looking to get to know a funny, cool guy, who may still be a little rough around the edges, but who is slowly smoothing that shit out.