Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an old-timey folk singer at heart. I like dope, questionable
localities, and anti-government rhetoric. I smoke and drink like an
early 20th century American author who was never published--because
of his smoking and drinking (that's funny if you get it, but then
so is everything)--. The only establishment I trust is a drinking
one. I tell jokes part time for fun and entertainment--mostly mine.
I try everyday to be more like Mark Twain.
My current favorite dylan quote (and a life long fav):--(that's not
an emoticon, btw)--"...and the national banks at a profit, sell
road maps of the soul, at the old folks home and the
Also, "don't follow leaders and watch the parking meters". It's
just solid, good advice.
What I'm looking for:
A girl who is a bit akward. I'm akward, too, and I think the best
time is an akward good one. I prefer you to prefer chuck Taylor's
to heels. I'd like it if you weren't into sports. Also, no
religious affiliations. Also, intelligent, witty, and graceful.
Basically the way Robert Redford describes it in "Butch Cassidy and
the Sun Dance Kid". Also, if it bothers you that you can't
italicize movie and book titles--you should definitely message me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coffee drinking. Sitting--I'm an Olympic-caliber sitter.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Mediterranean features and my serious looking face. I'm never
serious, just my face is--I just inherited my fathers scowl. He is
a serious dude. Also, I'm not Mediterranean.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything Mark Twain or Kurt Vonnegut. Jack Kerouac. Confederacy of
Dunces. Milan Kundera, especially "life is elsewhere". Douglas
Adams and the John Carter books by Burroughs.
Wes Anderson--especially Rushmore. Stanley Kubric--except eyes wide
shut--still don't get it. Love Dr. Strangelove. Marx brothers.
Space and alien sci-fi movies and shows. The cosmos (both
versions). The walking dead and falling skies.
Bob dylan. Rumor is he's dropping a new album later this
Food, based on how often I eat it: frozen pizza. Other than that:
regular pizza. Also, spaghetti and meatloaf (not together, though
that sounds good).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pandora'a comedy station
A dylan tune
A pool in the summer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The absurdity of it all. Did you read Camus?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually passed out early after a long week at school. Jr High is
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a strong opinion on the merits of Han Solo shooting
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a flake and you're not going to flake-out. You think
there is more to you than being pretty. You're looking to get to
know a funny, cool guy, who may still be a little rough around the
edges, but who is slowly smoothing that shit out.
Who are you looking for?
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