I'm in an open/poly relationship with my primary-very-important-lives-with-me-and-we-are-grossly-adorable girlfriend, and involved with a few other people around the country. It is kind of awesome. There's happiness and a dearth of drama. It actually seems to make life _simpler_. Why did no one tell me about this sooner?
I've noticed that whenever I try to describe myself, I usually go off and do something that contradicts my description shortly thereafter. So let's just say that I'm a terrible, terrible person who you never, ever want to meet.
FACTS OF VERACITY:
- One time I got expelled from a college before the first day of classes because I'd semi-accidentally put a picture of Homestar Runner on front page of their website. That was a weird year.
- Later my laptop caught on fire and exploded. Probably not casually related, but it did add to the surreality.
- I am bad at sleep. I am good at standing on a rooftop at 3am.
- Remembering things - names, faces, which bottle contains the antidote - is hard. I can remember things _about_ people - personality, stories, hobbies - but its like my brain labels names and faces "not important" and throws them out. I apologize in advance about this.
Feminist, rationalist, humanist, pragmatist, utilitarian.
Also kinky, dominant, polyamorous. I have a fetlife profile, but I generally only give it to people I have met in real life.
I like to think that I'm a smart person who does dumb things and gets pretty lucky. I'm not sure how I could check this.