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jaimerklaus

30 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 30–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a bag lady complex. I collect lots of weird things. I am far too domestic for my own good. Sometimes I'm funny. I don't like writing about myself.

Also, that fact that I'm fat doesn't mean that I'm desperate. Please don't think I need you to "throw me a bone", so to speak. So, for instance, calling me "chunk" after trying for an hour to get me to sleep with you, just makes you look stupid.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wishing I had a better job. Crafting when I have motivation. Swimming. Sleeping. Making food. Eating food.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sarcasm, organization, puzzles, making things, baking, and coming up with business ideas that I will never follow through on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a fatty, I've got a foul mouth, and I have excellent taste.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anything by Michelle Tea. Other than a select few books, I'm not really into fiction. I like facts.

Movies: I really enjoy documentaries and fantasy movies, but I can get into most things. It's probably easier to just say that I don't like action or horror movies. Also, I've never seen The Goonies and I constantly get grief for it. It's not that I don't think it is a good movie, I just don't think it'll be the same for me if I watch it as an adult.

TV: I have a problem with getting hooked on shows. If I see a little bit of a show and it's not awful, I become really invested. I like to marathon shows.

I know it's a cop out, but I have really varied tastes when it comes to music. I like all kinds of things ranging from Ministry to Mirah to Missy Elliot. It just depends on my mood. Here's some of the stuff I listen to the most:

Xiu Xiu, Purity Ring, Blood Orange, Blue Hawaii, Braids, Polica, Twin Shadow, Future Islands, First Aid Kit, The Knife, Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, Gram Parsons, Mariee Sioux, Twig Palace, Austra, CocoRosie, Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood, Otis Redding, Anna Oxygen, Mountain Man, Fever Ray, Devendra Banhard, Fleet Foxes, Antony & The Johnsons, Parenthetical Girls, Feist, Neil Young, Leonard Cohen, Emmylou Harris, Ryan Adams, Bill Withers, The Cure, My Morning Jacket, Future Islands, Sandro Perri, OMD, Beach House, Ane Brun, Magnetic Fields, The 6ths, Camera Obscura, Robyn, Sufjan Stevens, Grizzly Bear, Family Fodder, Crystal Castles, Radiation City, Bear In Heaven, Dirty Projectors, Local Natives, Jessica Lea Mayfield, Babes In Toyland, Warpaint, The Antlers, M83, Sleigh Bells, BLOW, Menomena, Red House Painters, Sun Kil Moon, Wild Nothing, Morrisey, Beirut, Tender Forever, Frog Eyes, Sunset Rubdown, The Sundays, Erasure, The Walkmen, Wolf Parade, Yaz, 7 Year Bitch, Des Ark, Scott Matthew, and The Organ, and the list goes on forever...

Food: I just like food. I've been called picky, which I think is totally ridiculous. I know what I like and I know what I don't like. I also like a lot of things that a lot other people think are gross. So there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my music library, cat, chalkware monkey nurse, car, sandwiches, and sparkling juice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
farts, my future lottery winnings, and the ridiculously awesome mixes/playlists that some nice boy will make for me someday.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating pizza, because it's Pizza Friday, duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm not a very private person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to spell, know the difference between:

"then" & "than"
"your" & "you're"
"their", "they're", & "there"

And you don't say things like, "supposably", "irregardless", or "tooken". Obviously, I'm a little more lax on punctuation. That shit is hard to remember sometimes.