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30 F Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have a bag lady complex. I collect lots of weird things. I am far too domestic for my own good. I don't like writing about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Wishing I had a better job. Crafting when I have motivation. Swimming. Sleeping. Making food. Eating food.
I’m really good at
sarcasm, organization, puzzles, making things, baking, and coming up with business ideas that I will never follow through on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a fatty, I've got a foul mouth, and I have excellent taste.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Michelle Tea. Other than a select few books, I'm not really into non-fiction. I like facts.

Movies: I really enjoy documentaries and fantasy movies, but I can get into most things. It's probably easier to just say that I don't like action or horror movies. Also, I've never seen The Goonies and I constantly get grief for it. It's not that I don't think it is a good movie, I just don't think it'll be the same for me if I watch it as an adult.

TV: I have a problem with getting hooked on shows. If I see a little bit of a show and it's not awful, I become really invested. I like to marathon shows.

I know it's a cop out, but I have really varied tastes when it comes to music. I like all kinds of things ranging from Ministry to Mirah to Missy Elliot. It just depends on my mood. Here's some of the stuff I listen to the most:

Xiu Xiu, Purity Ring, Blood Orange, Blue Hawaii, Braids, Polica, Twin Shadow, Future Islands, First Aid Kit, The Knife, Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, Gram Parsons, Mariee Sioux, Twig Palace, Austra, CocoRosie, Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazelwood, Otis Redding, Anna Oxygen, Mountain Man, Fever Ray, Devendra Banhard, Fleet Foxes, Antony & The Johnsons, Parenthetical Girls, Feist, Neil Young, Leonard Cohen, Emmylou Harris, Ryan Adams, Bill Withers, The Cure, My Morning Jacket, Future Islands, Sandro Perri, OMD, Beach House, Ane Brun, Magnetic Fields, The 6ths, Camera Obscura, Robyn, Sufjan Stevens, Grizzly Bear, Family Fodder, Crystal Castles, Radiation City, Bear In Heaven, Dirty Projectors, Local Natives, Jessica Lea Mayfield, Babes In Toyland, Warpaint, The Antlers, M83, Sleigh Bells, BLOW, Menomena, Red House Painters, Sun Kil Moon, Wild Nothing, Morrisey, Beirut, Tender Forever, Frog Eyes, Sunset Rubdown, The Sundays, Erasure, The Walkmen, Wolf Parade, Yaz, 7 Year Bitch, Des Ark, Scott Matthew, and The Organ, and the list goes on forever...

Food: I just like food. I've been called picky, which I think is totally ridiculous. I know what I like and I know what I don't like. I also like a lot of things that a lot other people think are gross. So there.
The six things I could never do without
my music library, cat, chalkware monkey nurse, car, sandwiches, and sparkling juice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
farts, my future lottery winnings, and the ridiculously awesome mixes/playlists that some nice boy will make for me someday.
On a typical Friday night I am
eating pizza, because it's Pizza Friday, duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I'm not a very private person.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 29–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You know how to spell, know the difference between "then" and "than" and don't say things like, "supposably", "irregardless", or "tooken".