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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 18, 2014
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm on my second tour of duty living in Chicago. Originally from Michigan, and also spent some time in DC for awhile (and in my experience it was nothing like House of Cards). I'm looking to find an awesome person who I want to spend my time with. You know, all the cliché stuff about going out but also spending time on the couch watching movies? I'm into all that.

I work at technology company and while I love my job, it's definitely not all that I am. Michigan boy at heart- I appreciate a great sense of humor-- I love to enjoy life, shoot nerf guns at innocent coworkers, and find ways to make every day fun. I also finding myself referencing an old Simpsons episode about once a day. I'm not sure how it happens so much, but it does.

I'm really into my Detroit Sports teams, and bike riding has become a new hobby of mine. I'm also teaching myself how to cook, and overall I've been pleasantly surprised with the results.

I live my life by just trying to be a good person.

Random facts: I'm terrible at staring contests, I'm into brightly colored socks, and I once actually saw Ben Stiller at a museum.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I talk to people for a living. Some say I have a moviefone voice, but it's probably my hearty laugh that distinguishes me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Enjoying life
Making other people laugh
Blasting 90's rock
Finding a Simpsons reference for most any life situation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Big smile on my face
My self deprecating humor
My deep tenor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shit my dad says
We are anonymous
Anything by Chuck Klosterman

Mob flicks
90's sports themed kid movies (Mighty Ducks, Little Big League, Sandlot, et al)
Funny People
Inglorious Bastards

90's rock

The Simpsons
King of the Hill
Modern Family

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family
my iPad
my iPhone
my friends
The Detroit Tigers
dive bars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How life is too short to take yourself seriously
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with my friends, maybe at a dive bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I asked two of my female friends for help on this profile-- I'm trying to make a good impression.

Also, I listen to a fair amount of bad music unironically.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we could have a fun conversation over wings and beer-- or that you could school me in a debate about why you would never eat wings or beer. You appreciate a wide variety of music. You don't take yourself too seriously. You'd love to root along the Detroit Pistons with me. Or, you're curious to know why I once bought 30 animal print shirts from a Wal-Mart for work.