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jakescompanion

53 M Albany, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 32–57
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm lazy, I hate to excercise, I don't like to run...if it's possible to get there-do that-and get home by motorized means, than that's how I go.

I love to ride my motorcycle, but never in the rain. The jetski is fun, but was more fun when I lived next to the Columbia river, (lakes are a bit boring). I have a large raft but haven't really done much with it yet.

I will hike. I like to take the dog and go. The beach is best. But I'm happy in the forest or walking by the river too.
I like to camp a couple times a year. I can rough it, or go for the "comfort" camping in a park with shower's and an ice-machine.

I'm getting older but still think about having a kid, (if I could find the right "her" to have one with)

OK...here are some important fact's:

I rarely go to bar's/club's so if you want to meet in a bar for our first, second, and third date, I'm not your guy...

I don't have tatoo's, and don't plan on getting any, you can have them but not on your chest and arm's (NO SLEEVED WOMEN PLEASE!...lol...), and leg's, and back...lol...

I'm part Italian (and actually spent a month there when I was twenty) so if you have problem's with eating food like bread or meat or, you know, "food" we might not be a match...

I love walking the beach with "jake", (my dog). We walk for hour's sometimes, I put on my rubber boots and we just go, day or night it doesn't matter. Listening to the waves crashing, feeling the spray on my face, smelling the air...I know jake get's the same rush I do...you can see it in his walk and his eye's. It make's him full of energy and you can actually see him smile...I love my dog.

I'm not photogenic..."I'm a work in motion"...lol...

I like more night's at home than out.

I'm a late night musician, I play for myself, and the dog, (he never critiques). I enjoy it, but my mind has to be in the right place for it to work.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE WORD "DUST" MEANS IN VERB FORM

SEX SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS A REWARD

I BELIEVE IN "BETTER ALONE THAN POORLY ACCOMPANIED", BUT WHO WANTS TO BE ALONE???

MY DOG HAS NEVER LIED TO ME, WHY CAN'T I FIND A WOMAN THAT'S MORALLY SUPERIOR TO MY DOG??? (yeah that was funny...but sadly, cruelly true...)

DOING DISHES IS MORE FUN WHEN THERE IS SOMEONE TO SPLASH

TAKING SHOWERS TOGETHER SAVES WATER AND OUR BACK'S GET CLEANER

ALL FRUIT PIE'S SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME...VERY AFRAID.....

FOUR TWENTY FRIENDLY DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN IRRESPONSIBLE

HOW COME WE HATE THE FRENCH SO MUCH, BUT I CAN'T STOP LOVING THEIR TOAST ???

WHO INVENTED THE BREAKFAST BURRITO? WHO KNEW EGG'S, HAM, CHEESE, SALSA AND A FLOUR TORTILLA WOULD BE SO TASTY?!! (and fast)

BLUE-BERRIE PANCAKES WITH EGG'S, BACON, AND A GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE...I CAN'T STOP EATING BREAKFAST FOR DINNER...(please send help...lol...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a small business and I manage another business where I also live, so I work...a lot...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I put my mind to
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my blue eye's?...ok, maybe my curly hair?...more likely that I'm "odd looking"...I need a hair cut...my tennis shoes are dirty...geez, he's old!...etc.?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy a few sit-com's, Jeopardy, Sci-Fi, that kind of stuff on TV. I haven't gone to the movies for awhile so there's a lot I haven't seen.
I love music. I have all the Beatles' stuff, then there's Alice in Chain's to Pink Floyd, Tom Petty to Joe Jackson, Bach to Ravel, Robin Ford to Stevie Ray Vaughn, Hall and Oates to ELO, The Cars to Elvis Costello, Smash Mouth to Sublime, gotta love the early Dire Straits, not to much country though...Dixie Chicks and Shania of course...pretty eclectic taste's, huh?. Music is a mood thing for me, Ozzie is not a rainy day artist...lol...maybe The Corrs or Bonnie Raitt. Does anybody know who "The Refreashments" are? Their "Fizzy Fuzzy" album is pretty good...!
I like to cook...what do you like to eat??
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food...

laughing...

four other thing's....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pretty much everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
honestly??...I'm at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm four-twenty friendly...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to...lol...

If you have actually read this far, mention "code fizzy-fuzzy" during our first conversation for a special gift offer. Act now, quantities are limited and this offer will end with no advance warning. This offer valid in the continental U.S. only and is subject to all due law's both human and/or other. Contestant agree's to honor all state and federal regulation's regarding said "special gift" and accepts all legal/moral ramification's of said acceptance. Taxes, tariff's and legal costs associated with shipping, storage, and feeding of before-mentioned "special gift" is the sole responsibility of contestant. Return of "special gift" is not allowed and/or advised due to legal restriction's and/or moral ramification's. (this offer not valid in UT and TX)