Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- Doesn't smell
- Has a car
- Knows left from right
- Can't do cart-wheels or handstands
- Horrible at trivia
- Doesn't drink coffee
- Will give you a horrible nick-name
- Has been known to say "hella" and "gnarly" on occasion
- Doesn't have a beard
- Doesn't have a dog :(
- Can't whistle
... you get the idea
I will keep this updated to the best of my abilities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a desk on craigslist. I'm looking for a big desk with
lots of room for activities, Solid so I can stand on it and ideally
for $100 or less. Have any leads?
EDIT: I now have a desk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating, sleeping in... yah that's probably it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Searching every crevice imaginable for more TJ Mille standup.
Burritos AND Tacos
AND SO MUCH MORE
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter! That's what I would bring if I were on Naked and Afraid.
That and a spear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Is it lunch time yet?" "Where are we going for lunch?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really just on here to try and find people to take care of my
kids, I have 100 of them (I believe... at this point it's hard to
count) and it's just getting out of control. Just about all of them
refuse to work on my farm... which was the whole reason I got them
all in the first place. MY LIFE IS SUCH A MESS!
Who are you looking for?
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