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jake_wolf

26 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PROS:
- Employed
- Doesn't Smell
- Has a car
- Knows left from right
- >_>

CONS:
*cracks fingers*
- Can't do cart-wheels
- Listens to dumb rap music
- Horrible at trivia
- Doesn't drink coffee
- Will give you a horrible nick-name
- Says "hella" and "gnarly" occasionally
- Doesn't have a beard
- Doesn't have a dog :(
- Can't whistle
- ETC...

I will keep this updated to the best of my abilities.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a desk on craigslist. I'm looking for a big desk with lots of room for activities, Solid so I can stand on it and ideally for $100 or less. Have any leads?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating, sleeping in... yah that's probably it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My aura.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really enjoyed The Skeleton Twins.

Stand up comedy on Spotify is one of the best things.

Thai food
Bahn Mi
Burritos AND Tacos
Korean BBQ
Indian food
Pizza
AND SO MUCH MORE
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laughter! That's what I would bring to Naked and Afraid... well that and a spear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Is it lunch time yet?" "Where are we going for lunch?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really just on here to try and find people to take care of my kids, I have 100 of them (I believe... at this point it's hard to count) and it's just getting out of control. Just about all of them refuse to work on my farm... which was the whole reason I got them all in the first place. MY LIFE IS SUCH A MESS!