So let's chill out.
Romance is too overrated because of books and movies. The best kind of love is with a complete stranger. So spare one another the "deep" conversation, getting-to-know-you baloney stuff. We'd rather choke than stay up & watch the lousy sun rise and lost in meaningless and vain table talk. If I have to regurgitate this shit every single time just to get lucky I'd rather never leave the house. My life story sucks anyways because I was raised in Southfield. So just shut the door, lose the pants, and pour the wine. No need to know one another's names, where you came from, etc, etc. Oh, insanity how you have disgraced us.