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jalepenobizness

35 San Francisco, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm mainly coming up with contradictions:
compulsively ritualistic yet entirely spontaneous
poised and well mannered yet wildly inappropriate
social chameleon, I can find commonality everywhere
will run 8 miles then be too lazy to get up to pee til the last minute

And also ridiculously loyal and reliable (but not punctual), pretty funny, actually really funny, easygoing about almost everything. attracted to same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hosting parties, cooking. thrift store shopping. making bad/good puns. making good/bad decisions.

Putting things into perspective. Tetris.
Convincing people. Crossword puzzles. Creating solutions
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
height? eyes.

Ok, boobs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
sriracha. Chromeo. Half Baked. Manu chao. shameless. chayote. outkast. uncle buck. Forgetting sarah Marshall. Freaks and geeks, Miike snow. Sharktank. Too $hort. Pet shop boys. Drake. Empire of the sun (band not the movie). steve winwood. Brazilian girls (band not the people. Well, the people too, I guess. Who doesn't like a hot brazilian chick?). Sneaky sound system. Collie buddz. More sriracha. 1,000 ways to die. Hannibal Buress. Puffins! (the cereal, not the bird). Tourettes Without Regrets. The sfgate comments section, The State
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how beautiful my world is and how fortunate I am
should i move back to oakland?
why are people so up in arms about the word cunt?
Is that a man or a woman?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a redhead fetish
I am a sapiosexual
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
aren't going to say something cheesy
you need a running partner (8:30/mi give or take)
you want to take me to my first drive-in movie