Machine guns, hand grenades, army tanks, fighter jets, atomic bombs, and beautiful naked women were everywhere.
"Have a seat" God said. As Hitler did as God commanded him, a nude Marilyn Monroe served him a drink. Lemonade. God began to explain how the three fundamentalisms on planet earth had it all wrong. There was no heaven, no hell, and God couldn't give a rat's ass about good behavior. There was only "Bad ass mother fucker land" and "Pansy Land".
Okay. Before I continue the story, I have to explain a few things. For every minute that passes in BAMFL, one year passes on planet earth. and this was Hitler's eighth minute. Which would mean that it was March 5, 1953 on planet Earth.
As Beethoven began to play the "Moonlight Sonata" (usually fags weren't allowed, but every once in a while God would make an exception for a true genius) "Hello old friend, it's been a very long time" interrupted Joseph Stalin. "Not long enough" Hitler replied. "Actually, you're just in time" God said.