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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:42pm
Black, White
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
0' 1" (0.03m)
Body Type
Islam and it’s important
Dropped out of High school
Has kids and doesn’t want more
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The truth is that I'm just a really lonely guy. Nobody loves me. I masturbate constantly. Sometimes when I'm masturbating I imagine squirrels making love in the rain. Is that weird? I don't think I'm attracted to squirrels but.... Never mind.
Sometimes I play Adam and Eve with mice. I'll give them all the cheese a mouse's heart could ever desire. Cheddar, american, swiss............ I tell them they can eat any one of them they'd like......... except for one. If they eat the one I don't want them to eat I feed them to my cat.
I guess I'm just looking for a girl that likes to cook and clean. A girl that loves squirrels.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm always on the hunt for a good ant hill. Those communist don't know a thing about democracy. I usually walk around in my underwear with a can of gasoline in my hand pretending like I'm Ronald Reagan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm not sure.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm a velociraptor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cat in the Hat, Fast and the Furious, Jerry Springer Show, Justin Beiber, and mashed potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nails, rocks, concrete, sewing machines, chalk boards, and last but not least............ fire hydrants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Rosie O'donnell, and Whoopi Goldberg's baby would look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating. You?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Kiss shirt that I only wear when I eat macaroni and cheese. Let me elaborate.
I make macaroni and cheese. I put on my Kiss shirt. I eat the macaroni and cheese. When I'm finished I take my Kiss shirt back off.
You should message me if
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You want to catch Cheetos on fire.