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jalup

33 Baton Rouge, LA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–99
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
0′ 1″ (0.03m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live with my mom.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a new job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing that comes to mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a velociraptor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cat in the Hat, Fast and the Furious, Jerry Springer Show, Justin Beiber, and mashed potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nails, rocks, concrete, sewing machines, chalk boards, and last but not least............ fire hydrants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Rosie O'donnell, and Whoopi Goldberg's baby would look like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating. You?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Kiss shirt that I only wear when I eat macaroni and cheese. Let me elaborate.
I make macaroni and cheese. I put on my Kiss shirt. I eat the macaroni and cheese. When I'm finished I take my Kiss shirt back off.
You should message me if
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You want to catch Cheetos on fire.