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26 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be Indiana Jones when I grew up. Now, I'm certainly no Harrison Ford (I'm not nearly as ruggedly handsome), and I don't know what I want more - to be Indiana Jones or to be with him. Both? Both is good. A girl can dream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from college in 2011. Now I'm in a master's program and working part-time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing in the car. Doesn't everyone think they sound great in the car? Or in the shower, for that matter.

Hmm what else? Being left-handed? That probably doesn't count...

Oh! I'm a wonderfully enthusiastic, terrible dancer in the best way.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really short, so that's kind of hard to miss.

I also have a surprisingly loud laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Brave New World, Jane Eyre, 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Ramayana, Agatha Christie, historical fiction, random non-fiction
Movies - Pedro Almodóvar, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Almost Famous, Pulp Fiction, The Warriors, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, American Psycho, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, X-Men, Gosford Park
Shows - House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Firefly, Louie, Downton Abbey, Buffy, Arrested Development
Music - yes please, especially classic rock
Food - cilantrooo, pizza, Nutella, chocolate, peaches, mushrooms, ice cream, meat
Drinks - tea, coffee, good beer, Laphroaig (recently tried it...fell in love)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loose leaf tea, the smell of old books, trees, mountains, music, purple, seven
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Scotland, traveling, remembering that I used to have a Scully haircut, wondering whether or not I'm secretly an old British man, imagining my dream library (leather, wood, old books...)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Elbow deep into my latest taxidermy project, making Christmas ornaments out of human hair, or IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

Yeah, I creeped myself out there too.

But seriously, I'm typically hanging out with friends or cuddling up with a good book and a mug full of tea. I reserve the serial murder for special occasions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just looked up how to spell Raxacoricofallapatorius.
You should message me if
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Just do it, especially if you've read my profile and have a specific question for me and/or you can make me laugh!

Or if you're Louis C.K. wanting to profess your love for me...