I'm sleeker, faster and sharper than surgical steel.

Be as innocent as doves but wise as serpents.

The key to joy is disobedience. There is no guilt, there is no shame.

I am lucid, liminal, and famous

My fiancee recently told me I'm actually 5'7"

I make squares, connect them with arrows. I then explain them for hours.

Cooking. Dancing. Imagining.

"You're really quiet."
"You won't shut up."

Vonnegut: Cat's Cradle, Mother Night, Breakfast of Champions; Steinbeck: East of Eden; Murakami: Kafka on the Shore, 19Q4; Christopher Moore: Lamb, the Gospel of Biff; Cloud Atlas; The Invisibles; oh just go with authors from here: John Fowles, Carl Sagan, Robert Anton Wilson, Gaiman, HST, Wilde, Graham Greene, Hofstadter, Edward Tufte, PKD.

movies!
cyrano de bergerac, fight club, the fountain, american beauty, donnie darko, pulp fiction, waking life, amelie, y tu mama tambien, a beautiful mind, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, kiss kiss bang bang, ridicule, heathers, across the universe, gods and monsters, I ♥ Huckabees, the matrix, batman begins, ed wood, lain, o brother where art thou, big trouble in little china, children of men, v for vendetta, cloud atlas

music!
sisters of mercy, nick cave, unkle, tom waits, smashing pumpkins, my life with the thrill kill kult, underworld, kmfdm, infected mushroom, shpongle, skinny puppy, legendary pink dots, leonard cohen, tool, swans, coil, arcade fire, pulp, spiritualized, marilyn manson, massive attack, metric, oasis, ohgr, pigface, puscifer, thievery corporation, nine inch nails, delirium, bauhaus, this morn' omina, depeche mode, the the, tv on the radio, the chameleons uk, phutureprimitive, venetian snares, angelspit, bjork, the black angels, collide, lupe fiasco, jay z, cruxshadows, david bowie, die antwoord, dj spooky, dresden dolls, zola jesus, enigma, faith no more, fluke, godspeed! you black emperor, IAMX, ian brown, pet shop boys, jane's addiction, juno reactor

I like music. It's not a contest - I'm as pleased to share new stuff with people as I like having new stuff shared with me.

food!
Almost anything except rap and country. Crap, wrong question.

My fiancee <----- O.o? -- yes, I'm just here to spy, or if you're really that cool, you can hang with my cool friends. Cool?
My girlfriend
My iPhone(shush!)
Presence
Wide-eyed wonder
Music that makes me sing and dance in the car
A good knife

How to make your bank or telecommunications company seem more personable and warm online.
Making animal noises in response to perfectly normal questions.
Seeing dawn from both sides

With friends: dancing, debauchering, cooking, eating out, drinking, sucking the marrow out of life, that sort of thing.

I'm not afraid of you.

You want to win TEN MILLION DOLLARS.

Also, I've messaged all of one person in my time on OkCupid, and want to make it clear: I'm not out to have sex with you, for you to hook up with me and/or my SOs, really. If I say something, such as "You seem really cool" or "You might like our group of friends", I mean just that. We have fun. We do things from cultural to shameful, and while we're pretty feral and debased, we also just like drinking/arguing buddies.

FUCK! I just realized I had a big inbox full of messages I never saw, never answered. Sorry! :(