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jambujames

34 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Italian, Spanish

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My self-summary
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i'm pretty much a dork. actually, there's no 'pretty much' about it. i'm a dork and i'm cool with it. that's not to say i sport pocket protectors and host D&D tourneys in my parent's basement, but rather that i'm a staunch proponent of the movement for the addition of the word 'swayze' to the english dictionary as a verb. imagine if in the near future you could hear a presidential candidate wax rhapsodic about the time he first laid eyes on his future wife on the dance floor at some gala and how he 'swayzed' the heels off that bird. see? you're on board. 'bird' is a term i picked up in london that has kind of stuck. i lived there for three years and got to do a lot of traveling in that time. i've also lived in ghana and prague. although, it's only showed me how much more of the world i NEED to see. you might have also noticed my aversion to the shift key. i don't feel the need to waste a keystroke while typing unless the capitalization of letters fits to serve as a point of stress. if this annoys you, you probably NEED to RELAX! see what i did there?

this is the kind of tangential nonsense you can expect from a conversation with me. i can be serious when the need arises, but where's the fun in that? i just want to laugh. all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
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taking it all in. observing. writing. reading. daytime drinking...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making margaritas
staring into fires
being a hug slut. i like hugs.
jeopardy!
reciting long winded diatribes from movies
not driving
kissing... or so i've been told
wiffleball
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i've a stellar bum. lots of lunges and whatnot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: shakespeare, dante, huxley, steinbeck, faulkner, hemmingway, poe, dylan thomas, burgess, ambrose, zinn, chomsky, klosterman, orwell, eggers, tolkein, whitehead, mccarthy, sedaris, etc.

movies: godfather I&II ... III never happened and i will argue about this. anything written by charlie kaufman... anything by speilberg, kubrick, fincher, michael mann, tarantino, wes anderson, pt anderson, robert rodriguez, tim burton, coen bros, christopher nolan, michel gondry, david o. russell, spike jonze. Does anyone beat phillip seymour hoffman? maybe jack. scorsese just plain gets it done. deniro, pacino, dicaprio, damon, dustin hoffman, bill murray, gary oldman, kevin spacey, johnny depp, denzel, anthony hopkins, kate winslet, grace kelly, cate blanchett, monica bellucci, hilary swank, michelle pfeiffer, helena bonham carter, meryl streep, parker posey, christina ricci, scarlett johansson, jennifer lawrence... LOTR, starwars, indiana jones, my head is going to fucking explode....... i'm a cinephile. i like to see everything.

music: last five concerts - radiohead, brian jonestown massacre, the national, pearl jam, jay-z. make of that what you will.

tv: game of thrones, mad men, true detective, hannibal, boardwalk empire, the americans. I used to (and still do) love deadwood, LOST, the wire, breaking bad...

food: i'll eat anything that wasn't previously swallowed...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food
music
hugs
football
the internet
belly laughs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ways to make my escape to some tropical island where i can eat fish that i pulled from the water with my bare hands.

getting a ferociously intimidating dog and naming him 'mittens'.

quitting my job to learn old, overlooked trades like butchering, tailoring, cobbling, blacksmithing... somebody point me towards the cooperage!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
swinging from the chandeliers whilst rockin' & rollin' like mick and the stones. or at home watching downton abbey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i watch downton abbey, and i love it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you're into random nights that lead to brunch. you dig star wars. if you can sing, dance, paint, draw, write or play guitar. or piano. or drums. or cello... just be interesting and/or creative. i'll like you if you are...