Sometimes you'll catch me belting a heartbreaking song about THE FOOL over SPILLED PERFUME while thinking to myself "IS THERE LIFE OUT THERE" because of A BAD MY GOODBYE. Points if you get it!

I love beach volleyball (it's an obsession), I started playing 3 years ago, and it's nice to check out the boys with minimal clothing on.

At some point in the day I will have lost either my keys, wallet, or phone (and it's quite possibly in my hand).

I'll have started 4 books, but gotten sidetracked by the internet.

I cry at movies, I like random text messages with song lyrics, and I read billboard signs aloud when on a road trip.

I love Indie music, but totally preppy. I'm a lot of dorkiness, a giggler, and overall very comfortable in my quirkiness.

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Keep reading if you're still interested or if you love Llamas (Alpacas count too).

A dash of realism, a peck of loyalty, and a whole lot of silliness = me.

I work, travel, and visit my family and friends who live throughout the country. A road trip, with the music turned up, and a lot of laughter is heaven.

Life's short and you don't know if there will be tomorrow, no time to not enjoy it with people who want to be in your life.

"Happiness is only real when shared."

Appearing to know what I'm doing.

My laugh.

My attention span...SQUIRREL!

Books: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Night, 1984, Children of Men, Oryx & Crake, Sunflower: On the Possibilities and Limits of Forgiveness, The Coming Plague, The Hunger Games, I Am Legend, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Lottery (short story)

Music: Joshua Radin, Silversun Pickups, Metric, Tegan and Sara, the Naked and the Famous, Marina and the Diamonds, No Doubt

Movies: Into the Wild, P.S I Love You, Sophie Scholl, Run Lola Run, 12 Monkeys, Another Earth, Children of Men, Schindler's List, Fried Green Tomatoes, A League of Their Own, Dirty Dancing

"I brought the watermelon"...

My friends
Volleyball
Sleep
A good song to sing slightly out of tune. (Ok totally out of tune)
Vacation
Peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches

Where I'm going to be, what I will be doing in the next ...oh NICE bouncy ball!

Come people put forth a little effort, very few things occur in life by happenstance. Yes I understand that it may be serendipitous to meet your partner from a brisk meeting, with little to no effort, but what's the likelihood in that happening? Most of the things we really want in life take some effort, taking risks, or putting yourself in the right place at the right time.

There may be a ton of potentional energy, but you aren't going to go anywhere unless you get that ball rolling and that takes some effort. Don't be surprised by your outcome if you decide to devote no energy.

To each their own, and I understand you get what you pay for (and this being free i shouldn't expect much) so this is just my 3 and 1/2 cents (cause I generally put more than the obligatory 2, I can be generous :-D).

Most likely a movie, reading a booking, playing volleyball, or hanging out with friends.

I'm HIV+, undetectable, and very healthy. Take it or leave it, nothing is changing anytime soon, but if you've made it this far there's something that you found attractive.

If it isn't something you can/willing to handle just tell me you're not interested. We're all adults.

I've got the balls (and they're pretty big, literally) to be upfront, please just give me the respect and be honest. Be safe, have fun.

That being said I don't live my life by my status. I'm going to assume you've read this and move on from there.

You want to be a member of my band. We are called Slow Motion Kissing and our debut album will be called 3:00 AM Wake-up Call. We plan to release it sometime in 2020 or whenever we get around to doing it. You can't rush perfection. Hands off the triangle that's my instrument. (BTW this is an imaginary band that meets every 3rd Sunday, after the fall equinox, every 3rd leap year. We're uber dedicated).

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You can open this damn jar of pickles for me!

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You need to verify that no Llamas (or maybe they were Alpacas??), were injured or destroyed by the creation of this profile.

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You saw my pictures and were mesmerized by smile, made it through my profile and would like to know more.