Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm James, I guess I am a little awkward around people until I
get to know them. That and a perpetually bad view of myself that
will probably make this whole thing sound awful XD So if you want
to know me talking to me is the best way, I love to talk and
almost never ignore a message...unless its just a
I am Pansexual, i dont care if you are a Male, Female, Cis, Trans
or none of the above. It is the person that makes the person not
Currently in a relationship but if you want to message me feel free
i tend to enjoy talking ^^
Oh if you see me visiting your profile and I don't message you it
probably means I couldn't think of anything to say or had to leave
my laptop it doesn't mean I don't like you. Heck sometimes I just
come over all shy! So feel free to message me if you think we might
get on I love to chat.
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this
Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for
them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time
that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world
Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring.
In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an
I have never been a party animal and hate the clubs I have been in.
I am normally more comfortable in a quite bar environment or maybe
some place with live music as long as i can get what i would call a
pint of proper beer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently applying for a civil service apprenticeship!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to write poetry and am working, on and off, on a book. Other
then that everyone who knows me says I'm great at knowing useless
facts and absolute @#!$ but hey I guess that's just me.
An example of my poetry
Guitar wields emotion
Drums set the pace
The singer tells the story
And everything falls into place
The guitar speaks of sadness
Drumming slows to agree
The singer fades to darkness
The music lets you see
A women crying on the stair
Her man leaving out the door
The taxi wait out in the street
As the drums lay in a new beat
His suitcase bounces down the steps
The guitar mimics her mournful goodbye
The singer tells this story
And brings a tear to my eye
The music keeps on playing
As the taxi speeds away
The music may stop playing
But the song remains to stay
If you like my poem i would love to hear so! ^^
If you wanna see more i keep the lot of them on my tumblr, feel
free to ask about that if you are interested and i can link ya.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ginger haired, fat, socially awkward git sums it up quite well.
That and an off kilter sense of humour and not much fashion sense.
I do try to be a nice guy though!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When it comes to books I love fantasy; his dark materials, Lord of
The Rings, Hitchhikers and I'm a huge Discworld fan.
My book and my movie tastes are pretty similar but i do enjoy a
horror film like Saw, gory mindless violence. There is nothing
wrong with a little bit of the old ultra violence~ I tend to enjoy
thrillers more then horrors though.
Not a huge fan of reality shows like Gordie Shore or whatever, if i
am fully honest i dont watch all the much tv. Used to just spend a
lot of time on netflix watching documentaries and stuff untill i
cancelled my account.
My usual, i am fall backs are Blackadder, mythbusters and old
brittish sit coms. I am a sucker for open all hours, porridge and
heck even last of the summer wine!
I will also admit to being a trekkie, live long and prosper!
Music...eclectic but some i love are; Blue October, Panic! At The
Disco, C418, Jethro Tull and a fair few more.
I guess from the profile pic you can guess i like food which i do,
i also like to cook my own meals when i can. Im a half decent cook
specially when it comes to quiche, thai green curry and Bolognese.
I HATE McDonalds with a vengeance always makes me ill.
I am also a huge pepsi fan and dont like coke at all, wanna make me
happy then get me a can of pepsi max XD
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Games, laptop to play them on, friends to play them with, books to
read when steam is being crappy, bed to read the books in and tea
to drink while doing both!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next, I may not be adventurous but I do tend to get
bored of things after a while and am contently looking for ways to
have fun and make friends.
This tends to happen when i get tipsy, i will have a cider (normaly
only one, yes i am a light weight) and a few hours later when i
have naught to do i get up to crazy things like making home made
butter or trying to cycle in the dark or looking up recipes to
Mostly harmless things unless i see something on sale...then my
wallet tends to thin out!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out on minecraft or torchlight 2 (or more recently terraria
1.2 damn that update is amazing) with my mates from kirrie. Try not
to judge me for that but the socially awkward one who doesn't like
clubs doesn't get asked out to that many events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was on Citalopram for depression. I have beaten it though and
thank all my friend for their help but people should know i do tend
to have dark moods every now and then. I am not bi-polar by any
stretch of the imagination but i have suffered from depression
since i was 12 on and off and that can scare some people.
Most of my poetry comes from that so if you ask to read more poems,
they are not all pleasant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bored and fancy a chat or wanna make a friend you can hang
out with online and play games.
I am currently playing a lot of - Hearthstone
I have skype and dont mind giving it to people once i get to know
them a bit for voice chats or video if they want.
Also if you know what I am Dave! Yognaut and i have the balls
And if you enjoy my sense of humor!
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