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  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 3:21pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
My self-summary
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I was hunted once. I'd just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out--it was a bloodbath!

Wait, no, that's the plot to Rambo.

Finished with grad school and now I'm in DC trying to save the planet. My current career track is fighting climate change because I figured out that "being Captain Planet" isn't a real job.

Otherwise I certainly support my local bars, although from time to time I actually do other things such as concerts (awesome site:, movies (E Street Cinema!!), or any number of D.C.'s many free and amazing museums. After resisting it for a while, I've also come to embrace D.C.'s obsession with brunch. Always looking for a good way to spend those hours between work and sleep!
What I’m doing with my life
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I want to be an astronaut.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding good movies on Netflix
Getting out of parking tickets
Trying to be an an astronaut
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look nothing like Ryan Gosling
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Oppressive Russian literature, American history non-fiction, graphic novels

shows: Anything Netflix and HBOGO compatible.

movies: I co-starred with Nicholas Cage in "National Treasure 2"

music: Spotify

food: Burgers (medium), the Cuban sandwiches at FastGourmet (14th & W), pizza, bagels, pizza bagels, milk steak, gyros, sushi - preferably in buffet form, deli.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good friends, good music, good conversation, good coffee, good lovin, and good will hunting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the world might end so I can stay one step ahead of the bastards!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town, and if I've had a few drinks maybe trying out some questionable dance moves. If I'm really lucky maybe karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was a ballet dancer for 12 years.
You should message me if
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-You don't have a [contagious] flesh-eating disease
-You have tips on how I might achieve my dream of becoming an astronaut
-You have suggestions for good delis in DC