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36 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 15, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other but it’s not important
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I'm just going to start this off by telling you I am a vegetarian.**
Raised in NC, moved to Berkeley after high school, moved to the City in '05. I spent five years in the ski/snowboard industry as a technician. That was a good time. I went to film school,
I like basketball and tennis and still play in Berkeley as much as I can. Like the Warriors. Volunteer for Meals on Wheels in Alameda and the animal shelter in Berkeley. . I do alot of things on impulse. And I don't do alot of things because I can be easily satisfied and lazy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the arbitration department of a dealer to dealer car auction. I get yelled at a lot by our clients because a different client of ours either, did screw them over, or tried to.
I also write a (un)popular blog on Google.blogspot. I say popular because lots of people read it. I say unpopular because its been known to generate uniquely obscene reactions. People in Europe eat it up for some reason. They must have a sense of humor like me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can roll sushi, but not joints. I can drink brandy but not wine. I try not to beat around the bush although I do like Bush (the band not the president... get your mind out of the gutter. I incorporate innuendo into everyday life. I wear dickies and hoodies whenever I can. However, I have no problem wearing a pink tie, because I can pull that shit off, when the occasion calls for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have dimples. I am much happier in person than my pictures would dictate
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ancient Aliens on the History channel is my current addiction. The New Girl (best show currently on TV) Always sunny in Philly, Arrested Development, 30Rock, The Office, Community, Family Guy, South Park, Two and a Half Men. Six Feet Under, Big Love, Xfiles, How I Met Your Mother, Tosh.0

I read the newspaper everyday and Yahoo news. There are to many books to list. But I like anything political and that challenges authority

Office space, Salvador, Munich, The Final Destination flicks are my favorite trilogy+2, Old School, Independence Day, Bedazzled, There Will Be Blood, True Lies, in Bruges, Infernal Affairs, The Town, Gone Baby Gone, Fargo, Big Lebowski, Lost In Translation, Gladiator, 300, Zoolander, Tin Cup, District 9, The Fifth Element

STP. The Cure. Smiths, Tool. Rage, Tom Petty, Tupac & Biggie, Depeche Mode, Sum41, Nine Inch Nails, Guns n Roses, Mike Jones, Jack Johnson, Outkast, Eminem, Live 105.3fm... I'm getting into country too. Alan Jackson, Tim McGraw

Proud vegetarian since July 1st, 2011( yes I have a specific event that lead me to this life decision, ask me about it if you wish). Sushi, chow mein, falafel, burrito, papuses, tofu, egg rolls, neatloaf, hummus, stuffing, mashed taters, cookies, spincah dip, chips, pizza, french fries with mayo, cereal, pastries, tempura, veggie burgers, guacamole, onions, pretzels, chocolate, egg-foo young & gravy,

I like IPA beer. Racer5, Lauganitas, Pliny the Elder, and I also like Fat Tire, Redhook ESB, Bass, Anchor Steam, Sierra. I have no idea why people like Guinness or coors light, bud light or anything light for that matter.

I like whiskey. Dewars, Johnnie Walker, Jameson, Glenlivet, Makers, Hennessey, I also like Vodka, Gin, and Tequila. I only thing I dont drink is rum. And I have silly reasons for that (again, ask about that if you wish).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my bikes, I have several. Like women's shoes, I have 1 for each mood.
the sun, I like to be outside running around getting sweaty people watching.
daydreams/night dreams, I have some crazy dreams, some of which I blog about
creativity/paint/guitar/power tools...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my coding correct? Does my butt look big in these pants? Is being a vegetarian a turn off? Will going to film school ever pay off? Should I become a high school history teacher? Do I want a dog? Do I have Peter Pan syndrome? Should I give up being a rock star? Will I ever be happy with being successful? Am I successful? Aliens for sure. I very much prefer to ride my bikes and take public transportation than drive. Is the undervalued dollar in foreign financial markets causing a temporary recession in the global economy? I just made that last one up.

I think pointy shoes are disproportionately popular in regards to their cuteness, and wedges are ridiculous. Nothing specifically against wedges other than a heel is much classier. I also think wearing shorts under ones saggy pants is pretentious, not gangster.

Anyways, these are some of the things I spend a lot of time thinking about...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a good time somewhere, be assured of that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, I didn't know you were supposed to wash the Noxzema off after applied... so I just rubbed it in till I couldn't see it anymore. That must have been embarrassing?

I have a sewing machine.

I collect ties like women collect shoes. I have an opinion on the sexiness of some women's shoes. Everyone has a fetish right? Some people don't have a sense of humor though. Do you?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you want to hit tennis balls?
Do you want to meet for a drink?
Seriously, these are simple questions.
If you start a conversation with me I will definitely be impressed with your assertiveness, or moxie, or what ever the correct terminology for having female balls is.
I guess it depends on what you're looking for? I think it's best not to approach any first encounter with a make or break mentality. That's to much pressure. I like to let things build till they just happen. I don't want to go on any "first date" thinking if I don't feel they are a life long match they aren't worth knowing. I like new people and just hanging out. If there is a true connection, it will be obvious to both of us. Eh, something to that effect/affect? But ultimately, I would like to have a long term relationship.
If you know anything about HTML, CSS, PHP, JAVASCRIPT, JOOMLA!

(Did you noticed I don't have that looking for casual sex field marked? Crafty huh?)

And I said 22-42 because I figure ten years younger and ten years older is a wide range of personalities to be able to work with.

Is this one of the most complete profiles you've come across? Let me know. If you stumble across my blog on blogspot, let me know. If you think you know where the best falafel house in the bay area is, let me know.

If you think I am ridiculous, let me know. :)