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jamesgold

23 Berkeley, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:29pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Surgeons implanted into each of my feet a piece of metal uncannily similar in appearance to a bullet. I showed the X-rays to my friends and cheekily told them I’d “accidentally shot myself in the foot at a shooting range.” They still don’t know the truth.

From the ages of nine to thirteen I lived fifty feet from the shore of a smelly manmade lake in SoCal. The lake was home to two beautiful black swans, husband and wife. The wife was affectionately named “Lipstick” due to her bright red beak. One fateful day (it was probably a Sunday), the couple was floating carelessly across the lake and failed to notice that they were drifting closer and closer to the edge of an enormous concrete dam. They both fell the entire distance to the water below; the husband lost his life while Lipstick escaped with nothing more than a broken wing. Thereafter, whenever I saw Lipstick float by, wing askew, it felt like I was watching something very important; a relic of a revered past, living out her final days in solitude. The Queen of the Lake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved back to Berkeley after finishing up a software development internship in SF. I'm about to start my final semester of EECS at UC Berkeley.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- staying calm when people around me are flipping out
- remaining objective
- shaking the building with my sub(woofer, HA)
- setting goals and meeting them
- delaying gratification
- giving massages
- first person shooter video games
- perceiving other people's moods
- being polite and respectful to customer service workers
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First my height, which is exacerbated by my slenderness. Then, if they get close enough, my long and upward-curling eyelashes. Makes all the girls jealous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to music typically for several hours every day. With some pretty nice headphones. Perks of working on a computer. Hip hop, pop, and techno, mostly. jamie xx. Aphex Twin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- an internet connected computer (although I bet I could)

That's it, really. I try to keep my dependencies low.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
aesthetics, science, math, how to get my code to work, what other people think about me, self-improvement
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- cooking a nice meal for myself. Last weekend I made chicken marsala and it was the BOMB
- ordering in pizza and playing video games or watching a movie with the roommates with a drink in hand
- playing pickup basketball at the gym or lifting weights
- but, more likely than not, studying :( (during the school year of course)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I tailor my profile to suit someone I'm interested in.

I've never been to a concert.

I used to work at a tanning salon.

I had surgery to correct flat-footedness; now if I tap my right ankle in a certain place I can feel it in my pinky toe.
You should message me if
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- you have an easygoing personality; that is, not bossy or overly judgmental (super important)
- you're a sucker for good conversation
- you have a critical, scientific mindset. you care about the truth
- you like tall, lanky white guys
- you are sex positive
- this comic resonates with you