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jamestantalo

33 M Roseville, MI

My Details

Last Online
May 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just your typical self-depricating nerd.

I want my life to be narrated by Dennis Haysbert or, if he is unavailable, Stacy Keach. One time I made Coke ice cream because it sounded good, but looking back I think I just wanted a Slurpee.

Sorry ladies: I gave my heart to Daria Morgendorffer.

Is this thing five hundred words yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduate student at a major state university; I am cultivating a portfolio of advanced degrees chosen for their expense and inapplicability to the real world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Like any reasonable human I try to be polymathic. Heinlein says that specialization is for insects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How easily I slip into the background.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Noam Chomsky, Slavoj Zizek, Naomi Klein, Michel Foucault, Peter Singer, Andrea Dworkin, Howard Zinn, and others too numerous to mention.

Also: Milton, Shakespeare, Chaucer, Byron, Blake, Austen, Tennyson, Wilde, Woolf and others too tedious to mention.

According to iTunes I like: Joanna Newsom, Blonde Readhead, Rainer Maria, Elliott Smith, Scout Niblett, Neutral Milk Hotel, Perfume Genius, PJ Harvey, Band of Horses, Jason Molina, Neko Case, Tiny Vipers, and 16 Horsepower.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
My spectacles
My laptop
Good beer
Naps
Laser Zeppelin at the planetarium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that don't matter, art projects I will only half-finish, solutions to the problems of a bygone era.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying beers with friends, or wondering why I'm spending yet another Friday night consisting of beer and friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I text while on the potty.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to use a semicolon.