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jamesuriah

28 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a professional hobby collector with a specialization in entrepreneurship. Which is a nice way of putting that I make silly internet startups while combatting my inability to bring many of my ideas to fruition. Some days I'm more successful than others.

I try not to take myself too seriously.

I am polyamorous and I live with my primary partner, the lovely Krutahn, in Boston's North End. Mmmmmm cannolis :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm the President of a small company building a suite of products focused on enterprise mobility and BYOD. Resisting the urge to run off to the bay area.

In my spare time I enjoy exploring the local restaurant scene, drinking tasty brews, hanging out with fellow developers, and dancing my ass off with fellow kinksters.

My personal motivations are quite modest. I will change the world in some meaningful way. I'm still working on the how bit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having awesome genes (seriously I checked), having awesome jeans (selvage denim), knowing my homophones, picking up new skills, cooking, impressing parents, proclaiming "that's what she said" at opportune moments, dressing myself, getting myself into interesting situations, procrastination, refactoring my life for optimal serendipity, and spending all my money.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm usually overdressed; rockin a pocket square, dress shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If there has been any question thus far, let it be a secret be no longer: I might be a bit of geek.

A few of my favorite things: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Mighty Boosh, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Farscape, Frisky Dingo, Archer, Monty Python, Good Eats, Top Chef, Doctor Who, Last Week Tonight, GoT, Star Trek, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Clint Mansell, Shiny Toy Guns, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Bond, ES Posthumus, most classical or jazz I hear, earl grey, Guinness, curry, nigiri, gin, falafel, COFFEE, and holy fuck do I love WHISKY.

Anything with Simon Pegg, Nathan Fillion, or Matt Berry.

Is this where I should mention that I'd marry Randall Munroe if only he'd say yes?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
VIM, coffee, witty banter, hobbies to collect, sustenance of some form, and challenges to overcome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Solving the worlds problems, how pathetic I am on a cosmic scale, deriving simple rules from complex behavior, my current startup, what my next open-source project will involve, typography, teleportation, what I'd do if zombies attacked, fun activities involving rope, whatever future gizmo the Apple rumor mill is talking about, why everyone on Hacker News is so damn negative, and when/where my next adventure might be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mourning the disappearance of sci-fi fridays and exploring a local pub for good eats and microbrews.

As midnight strikes, you'll find me confusing myself over use of temporal nouns, "tomorrow? do you mean tomorrow tomorrow or today tomorrow?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have big toenails, as in toenails at all, on my big toes.

Oh and check me out on FL (same user-name) if that might be a point of compatibility, if not no big deal.
You should message me if
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* you wouldn't be seeking a monogamous relationship
* you are self-confident
* you are open-minded
* you have a sense of humor (perhaps inappropriate at times)
* you can deal with a fair bit of spontaneity
* you want to meet in person rather than just send messages back and forth

BONUS POINTS

* you're in or have been part of a functional non-monogamous relationship
* you're interested in group play or kink
* you like whisky, beer, coffee, and/or eating out too much
* you think this is the best thing ever: Get Lucky Vintage Irish Tenor Daft Punk Cover (sorry for the link mobile users)

OR

If you just think I'm cool, want to chat and grab a beer

So what the fuck are you waiting for, send me a damn message already!

Batteries not included.

Not microwave safe.