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28 M Boston, MA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a professional hobby collector with a specialization in entrepreneurship. Which is a nice way of putting that I make silly internet startups while combatting my inability to bring many of my ideas to fruition. Some days I'm more successful than others.

I try not to take myself too seriously.

I'm actively polyamorous and I live with my primary partner, the lovely Krutahn, in Boston's North End. Mmmmmm cannolis :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the President of a small company building a suite of products focused on enterprise mobility and BYOD. Resisting the urge to run off to the bay area.

In my spare time I enjoy exploring the local restaurant scene, drinking tasty brews, hanging out with fellow developers, and dancing my ass off with fellow kinksters.

My personal motivations are quite modest. I will change the world in some meaningful way. I'm still working on the how bit.
I’m really good at
Having awesome genes (seriously I checked), having awesome jeans (selvage denim), knowing my homophones, picking up new skills, cooking, impressing parents, proclaiming "that's what she said" at opportune moments, dressing myself, getting myself into interesting situations, procrastination, refactoring my life for optimal serendipity, and spending all my money.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm usually overdressed; rockin a pocket square, dress shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If there has been any question thus far, let it be a secret be no longer: I might be a bit of geek.

A few of my favorite things: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Mighty Boosh, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Farscape, Frisky Dingo, Archer, Monty Python, Good Eats, Top Chef, Doctor Who, Last Week Tonight, GoT, Star Trek, Children of Men, V for Vendetta, Clint Mansell, Shiny Toy Guns, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Bond, ES Posthumus, most classical or jazz I hear, earl grey, Guinness, curry, nigiri, gin, falafel, COFFEE, and holy fuck do I love WHISKY.

Anything with Simon Pegg, Nathan Fillion, or Matt Berry.

Is this where I should mention that I'd marry Randall Munroe if only he'd say yes?
The six things I could never do without
VIM, coffee, witty banter, hobbies to collect, sustenance of some form, and challenges to overcome.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Solving the worlds problems, how pathetic I am on a cosmic scale, deriving simple rules from complex behavior, my current startup, what my next open-source project will involve, typography, teleportation, what I'd do if zombies attacked, fun activities involving rope, whatever future gizmo the Apple rumor mill is talking about, why everyone on Hacker News is so damn negative, and when/where my next adventure might be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mourning the disappearance of sci-fi fridays and exploring a local pub for good eats and microbrews.

As midnight strikes, you'll find me confusing myself over use of temporal nouns, "tomorrow? do you mean tomorrow tomorrow or today tomorrow?"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have big toenails, as in toenails at all, on my big toes.

Oh and check me out on FL (same user-name) if that might be a point of compatibility, if not no big deal.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
* you know what poly means
* you are self-confident
* you are open-minded (alt. lifestyle here)
* you have a passion (super sexy)
* you have a sense of humor (perhaps inappropriate at times)
* you can deal with a fair bit of spontaneity
* you want to meet in person rather than just send messages back and forth
* you think this is the best thing ever: Get Lucky Vintage Irish Tenor Daft Punk Cover (sorry for the link mobile users)


If you just think I'm cool, want to chat and grab a beer

So what the fuck are you waiting for, send me a damn message already!

Batteries not included.

Not microwave safe.