)Things I'm not looking for....
1. Married men that want to be scumbags and cheat on their wives.
2. Men that have girlfriends and want to try their hand at "having a good time" without getting caught. Dump her and then proceed.
3. Anyone that is hundreds of miles away unless you have a fabulous personality. I'm not looking for a pen pal.
4. No I don't want to join you and your girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, or wife hot mess situation.
5. Yes I have big boobs, no I don't wanna show you!!
6. Don't ask me for my number unless you've been talking to me for a while