DISCLAIMER: As if my profile wasn't long enough to begin with...I'm pretty much over online dating and almost over dating in general. I have a bunch of things in my life that are in dire need of attention, and dating is not exactly on the front burner for me right now. I'm keeping my profile up in the off chance there is someone out there who is really REALLY cool with that. The strongest relationships are built when you grow together, right?
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Greetings! Hark, and take heed! For beneath this admittedly unimaginitive handle lies intrigue and excitement most profound! If I have caught your attention, I implore you, then, to venture forth...
I'm going to break the norm here and start with the fact that I am NOT an easy going person. I'm passionate, hyperactive, and multi-demensional. I use a lot of analogies and metaphor in my daily speech. I can be very goofy and a bit brash sometimes, borderline Monty Python silly ("dork" is a common adjective for me) but I can still wax poetic, and throw down some deep philosophical thought too, while still being laced with the word "motherfucker" and all other manner of vulgarities.
Nonsensical exaggeration, vicious sarcasm and high and low brow toilet humor are staples of my sense of humor, punctuated by absolute sincerity and occasional obliviousness. Basically, I'm kind of an asshole, but in a nice way.
I am just as comfortable in a suit and tie as I am in a pair of torn up jeans and an oil-stained tee shirt. I'm also goddamn polite- I hold doors for people, say please and thank you, and I chew with my mouth closed.
In a nutshell, I'm fucking weird, but I'm pretty awesome.
I still write in cursive, and I get compliments on my handwriting.
I love food. No, really. I LOVE food. I cannot stress that enough. If you cook for me, or even give me some food, I will be eternally grateful, possibly even your best friend. I will honestly eat pretty much anything.
I'm a dyed in the wool beer nerd, and I know more about it than 90% of the people out there. Probably including you. Unless you're Greg Koch. Are you Greg Koch? If so, come love me you magnificent, cocky bastard.
Oh yeah, I've also been described as straight but not narrow. I joke about sexuality a lot. I also like whiskey (particularly rye) and tequila a whole lot and again probably know more about it than you're interested in hearing about.
While were on the subject of nerds, I happened to be a gigantic one, in case that wasn't bludgeon-you-over-the-head-with-my-plus-two-mace obvious. I watch anime and play video games, and can work my way around a Linux distro. I'm also not the kind to sit alone in the dark on a Saturday with nothing but World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew for company. Hello? McFly? There is such a thing as "having a life" and "going outside" after all!