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Greetings! Hark, and take heed! For beneath this admittedly unimaginitive handle lies intrigue and excitement most profound! If I have caught your attention, I implore you, then, to venture forth...
I'm energetic, enthusiastic, and multi-demensional. I use a lot of analogies and metaphor in my daily speech. I can be very goofy sometimes, borderline Monty Python silly ("dork" is a common adjective for me) but I can still wax poetic, and throw down some deep philosophical thought too, while still being laced with the word "motherfucker" and all other manner of vulgarities.
Nonsensical exaggeration, vicious sarcasm and high and low brow toilet humor are staples of my sense of humor, punctuated by absolute sincerity and occasional obliviousness.
I am just as comfortable in a suit and tie as I am in a pair of torn up jeans and an oil-stained tee shirt. I'm also goddamn polite- I hold doors for people, say please and thank you, and I chew with my mouth closed.
In a nutshell, I'm pretty awesome.
I love to play guitar and working out; they are an essential part
of my life. I love to cook, I'm really big on movies, and I love to get out and have fun with friends, even if we're doing something totally random. I've traveled a bit, (been to Germany twice,
France, Italy, Switzerland and Mexico) and I'm dying to see more of
I love food. No, really. I LOVE food. I cannot stress that enough. If you cook for me, or even give me some food, I will be eternally grateful, possibly even your best friend. I will honestly eat pretty much anything. I am also a huge coffee nut, and I love other nuance-y stuff like wine, beer and chocolate (I can't call myself a connoisseur yet...but I am one of those irritating guys who swirls his wine in the glass and talks about all its subtleties in public. What can I say? I love flavor.) Edit 12/22: much to the chagrin of my liver, I have discovered the world of fancy tequila...to hell with scotch!
I'm also a weapons grade nerd (I watch anime, play video games and use Linux. 'Nuff said.) but I'm absolutely not the kind to sit alone in the dark on a Saturday with nothing but World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew for company. Hello? McFly? There is such a thing as "having a life" and "going outside"!