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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Today – 1:12am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Hopeless Londoner. Extremely witty and sarcastic. Gradually developing a disdain for students despite being one not 3 years ago.

Anyway, I'm a software engineer in the City. I love my job and I am very excellent at it, I hope. I spend my days at the computer ~solving problems~ and hoping I don't plunge the company into chaos. I like traveling. Where have I been? South East Asia. Ask me about it sometime.

Other than that, I'm an avid gym goer, trying to get bigger and stronger. I'd hate to get to my thirties and end up horribly out of shape like most, so it's a very high priority in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Searching out all of the epic things to do in London and wondering if it's possible that there is somewhere in this city that sells actual authentic Indian.

Gradually reducing alcohol intake, I think.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm kind of obsessed with the concept of irony and try to channel it constantly.

I'm also awesome at going full speed into wakeboarding obstacles and doing funny things off of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People say I have a resemblance to Andy Murray. I don't see it personally but I guess the rest of the world does.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a bit of a movie whore and a mad Scorsese fan. I wish I was a genius film critic, people would think I am so cool. What I do know though is Quantum of Solace is the absolute worst film I've seen this decade. It's bad.

I've recently been completely enthralled by Science Fiction books in general, not really cheesy poorly written SciFi, but mostly the classics. I'm currently making my way through Dan Simmon's Hyperion Cantos (currently on Endymion at the moment) and can't get enough of it. I enjoy basically everything by Philip K. Dick and I also feel kind of embarrassed that I have read Asimov's Foundation series yet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*lists six pointlessly inane things that are fundamental requirements of life that nobody could physically survive without*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being freaking epic.
You should message me if
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I'm an easy going guy, just message me with your life story or whatever and we'll chat. Although, just as a guideline to eliminate about 70% of the messages I receive, you should at the very least live in this country.