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36 Parsippany, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:10am
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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1. Grew up in New Jersey, went to school in the midwest, lived and worked for several years in Southern California (still miss the tacos), and moved back to NJ to be closer to friends and family.
2. I love to cook, and will gladly cook breakfast in bed and creative dinners
3. Love to try out new restaurants and love almost all food except broccoli (no amount of cheese can make this vile weed appetizing).
4. I love to swim, run, weightlifting and softball. I exercise 4-5 times per week and staying fit is important to me.
5. Love the ocean but not so much the sand at the beach (having lived on the beach for several years I learned sand gets EVERYWHERE).
6. Very much into sports, so big points for you if you like them; but as long as you can tolerate some baseball and football then we'd get along fine.
7. I do clinical research for pharma and love my job.
8. I hate Mondays and love lasagna- like Garfield
9. Seinfeld is my favorite comedy of all-time and The Wire my favorite drama of all-time
10. Family and friends are the most important things in my life.
11. I put red pepper flakes and/or hot sauce on almost everything.
12. I wrote this while very hungry, which explains all the references to food.
13. I still prank people like a kid. The more I like you the more I prank you. And I will go to great lengths and expenses for a perfect prank...
What I’m doing with my life
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Keeping it so real...
I’m really good at
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1. Dancing in Private
2. Air Guitar in Public
3. Laughing hysterically at my own jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love fantasy novels like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, etc. I have to read a lot for grad school but if I told you what I'd bore you. I love all types of movies, but have a particular liking to campy horror flicks. I'm mostly into the HBO shows, and then some great sitcoms like Seinfeld, Family Guy, New Girl, Modern Family. I like most types of music, but my favorite thing to do is go to Indie rock shows at small venues in NYC. My favorite is Brit Rock, old and new.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If we're being literal here I'd say food, water, shelter, air conditioning, heat, and clothing.

If we're talking things I value more than most, I'd say toothbrush/toothpaste, DVR, chocolate, Christmas, pets, and the scent of a woman.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. The meaning of life
2. Pizza
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out in Hoboken or NYC, OR at home catching up on shows or a movie (if the week was exceptionally hard).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In my college days, I got lost while streaking in Ithaca, NY in the dead of winter. I had to hide in a bush to evade police.
You should message me if
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you like guys who are hilarious, ambitious, loyal and charming :)