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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:06am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Wants kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Huge fan of TED Talks, favorite word is fuck, I have no filter, I try to experience something new everyday, I read more than anyone I know, I spend a lot of time on edX, and I love it when people have something to talk about.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Look, I'm 30. I make good money, I love what I do, I'm constantly doing new things. I play League of Legends in my free time. I watch a shit ton of movies and shows. I love food, beer, and wine. And I know where I'm going with my life. If that isn't for you, no worries. I wish you well and hope you find the man of your dreams.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My culinary kung-fu is strong. I am also fluent in meme and movie quotes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm incredibly hyper and have a tendency to say inappropriate things. I'm told it's endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The cancellation of Firefly still hurts me on the inside. If you like sci-fi check out the Stargate series, Supernatural, Constantine, and Black Mirror. If you like dramas then Suits and White Collar would have to be my go to picks.

Fuel City Tacos in Dallas and The Free Man in Deep Ellum are my favorite places to stuff my face. I suggest going there immediately.

The Counte of Monte Cristo has been my favorite book since I was about five. Other things you should take some time to read include the Ender's Game series (yes, there's more than one and they're all worth reading), The Dresden Files, Harry Potter (judge not, I was a teenager when they came out), obviously the LoTR trilogy, and *almost* anything by Anne Rice (her last couple of books aren't quite as good as I would have liked).

I watch a ton of movies. A few you should check out would have to include Across the Universe, Limitless, Wall-E, and Pitch Perfect.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. Which according to spell check is two separate words. Fuck you spell check. Chapstick chapstick chapstick.

I assume this is all figurative right? So aside from chapstick I'd have to include great food, alcohol, my cell phone, my laptop, and my family. Not necessarily in that order since I am pretty fond of my family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do colors taste like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feasting on the blood of my enemies so I can absorb their power. And if no enemies are available I'm at a bar, gallery, bookstore, home on the couch, cooking for friends at my place, having dinner at the Truck Yard or Fuel City Tacos, or any other number of things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep in the wrong direction on my bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like Mel Brooks movies, have/like tattoos, can articulate why Star Wars is better than Star Trek (or vice versa, I'm not picky on this one), and you have something to talk about. Even if that something is really nothing, it's something.