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jandhyde

29 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I don't really have hobbies, I have temporary obsessions. The only consistent things throughout my life are cooking and the ability to have fun in even the most mundane of situations. I consider this a win.
What I’m doing with my life
Life goals...

1) Earn enough money to move my parents out to Dallas.
2) Own several restaurants and wineries.
3) Defeat that whole mortality thing.

I don't ask for much.
I’m really good at
My culinary kung-fu is strong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm hyper as fuck and have a tendency to say inappropriate things. I'm told it's endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The cancellation of Firefly still hurts me on the inside.

Fuel City Tacos in Dallas and The Free Man in Deep Ellum are my favorite places to stuff my face. I suggest going there immediately.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick, phone, computer, wine, and my family. Not necessarily in that order but do with this list what you will.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What do colors taste like?
On a typical Friday night I am
No clue, Friday isn't here yet. And I live in Dallas so anything is a possibility.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had "Let it Go" stuck in my head for about four hours now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like Mel Brooks movies, have/like tattoos, can articulate why Star Wars is better than Star Trek (or vice versa, I'm not picky on this one), and you find Daniel Tosh's humor to be more than acceptable.

I'd really just like to find someone I enjoy spending a lot of time with and who feels the same towards me.