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jandhyde

30 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing with my life and it's awesome. I kind of wanna teach English overseas. I'd also like to own my own winery and restaurant. I learn a few new words in Spanish every other month. I have no filter and my favorite word is fuck. It's fucking amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to defeat that whole mortality thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My culinary kung-fu is strong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm hyper as fuck and have a tendency to say inappropriate things. I'm told it's endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The cancellation of Firefly still hurts me on the inside.

Fuel City Tacos in Dallas and The Free Man in Deep Ellum are my favorite places to stuff my face. I suggest going there immediately.

The Counte of Monte Cristo has been my favorite book since I was about five. I got beat up a lot in school so that whole "perfect revenge plan" thing made me happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. Which according to spell check is two separate words. Fuck you spell check. Chapstick chapstick chapstick.

Also caffeine, alcohol, awesome food, my cell phone, and my laptop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do colors taste like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feasting on the blood of my enemies so I can absorb their power. And if no enemies are available I'm at a bar, gallery, bookstore, home on the couch, cooking for friends at at my place, having dinner at the Truck Yard or Fuel City Tacos, or any other number of things. I mean come on, it's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been beaten in Star Wars trivia.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like Mel Brooks movies, have/like tattoos, can articulate why Star Wars is better than Star Trek (or vice versa, I'm not picky on this one), and you find Daniel Tosh's humor to be more than acceptable.

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