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jandhyde

29 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I get every morning going with Steppenwolf and Tenacious D just to make sure my day gets off to a good start. If you can guess which songs you win a prize.
What I’m doing with my life
My alarm clock is Alec Baldwin's speech from Glengarry Glen Ross. I like to stay motivated.
I’m really good at
My culinary kung-fu is strong. You want me to cook for you, I promise.
The first things people usually notice about me
I say terrible things. It's endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The cancellation of Firefly still hurts me on the inside.

Fuel City Tacos in Dallas and The Free Man in Deep Ellum are my favorite places to stuff my face. I suggest going there immediately.
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick - I'm addicted.

My phone - Without it I am naked.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do i transition my addiction to League of Legends into a viable career choice?
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical is a dirty, dirty word.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish Every Star Every Planet from Doctor Who would play loudly for everyone to hear every time I had an awesome idea while drunk.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like Mel Brooks movies, have/like tattoos, can articulate why Star Wars is better than Star Trek (or vice versa, I'm not picky on this one), and you find Daniel Tosh's humor to be more than acceptable.

I'd really just like to find someone I enjoy spending a lot of time with and who feels the same towards me.