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30 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I get to make great food for a living, huge fan of TED Talks, favorite word is fuck, I have no filter, I try to experience something new everyday, I read more than anyone I know, and I have a fairly solid five year plan for my life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to defeat that whole mortality thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My culinary kung-fu is strong.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm hyper as fuck and have a tendency to say inappropriate things. I'm told it's endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The cancellation of Firefly still hurts me on the inside.

Fuel City Tacos in Dallas and The Free Man in Deep Ellum are my favorite places to stuff my face. I suggest going there immediately.

The Counte of Monte Cristo has been my favorite book since I was about five. I got beat up a lot in school so that whole "perfect revenge plan" thing made me happy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick. Which according to spell check is two separate words. Fuck you spell check. Chapstick chapstick chapstick.

Also caffeine, alcohol, awesome food, my cell phone, and my laptop.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do colors taste like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feasting on the blood of my enemies so I can absorb their power. And if no enemies are available I'm at a bar, gallery, bookstore, home on the couch, cooking for friends at at my place, having dinner at the Truck Yard or Fuel City Tacos, or any other number of things. I mean come on, it's Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been beaten in Star Wars trivia.
You should message me if
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You like Mel Brooks movies, have/like tattoos, can articulate why Star Wars is better than Star Trek (or vice versa, I'm not picky on this one), and you think dark humor is the best kind of humor.

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