I have a husband. We'll get along if you are comfortable with polyamory/ethical non-monogamy/open relationships.
A match was recently suggested to me on here who scored 0% match and 96% enemy. I contacted him and asked if he would be my nemesis. He did not respond.
I am not at all interested in professional sports, so please don't ask me to a Red Sox game unless you're doing it ironically.
I have a very juvenile sense of humor and openly laugh at fart jokes and the number 69, no matter how inappropriate the situation.
I am kink friendly.
I never outgrew my grunge phase.