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janellenumber5

30 F Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:14pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Drunk girl at the Get Up Kids show.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to bring back Livejournal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Run on sentences and sentence fragments. Finding the silver lining. Dancing. Remembering completely insignificant details and the lyrics to everysongever.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the red glasses, or the fact that I'm usually doublefisting a bottle of champagne and a cup of coffee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have a major obsession with Richard Brautigan. I own a copy of the wildly popular What You Can Do To Avoid Aids by Magic Johnson. It's brilliant, I promise you. Anyway... Beat generation, classics, Roald Dahl, non-fiction about music/artists/writers, and I'm a sucker for poetry. And Perks will forever be one of my favourites.

Movies: Annie Hall, The Way We Were, Storytelling, Brick, Melancholia, Tart, Lars and the Real Girl, Me Without You, Sick Girl, Mary Poppins, Empire Records, ALL Christmas movies (especially Elf), 90's romantic comedies, and any horror movie you put in front of me, the worse the better.

Shows: anything that was created for high school girls, and the Twilight Zone.

Music: The Mountain Goats, Saetia, Kind Of Like Spitting, The Eels, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, Jeffrey Lewis, Goth Brooks, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra. And forever and always Saves the Day, Knapsack, Brand New, Mineral, Taking Back Sunday, Get Up Kids, Reggie, and all those other bands I listened to during the good part of high school. Oh, and Ke$ha. Loves me some Ke$ha.

Food: Sushi. Peanut butter and bananas. Oooooh, and brunch! I put spinach and mushrooms on/in almost everything. Butternut squash bisque is probably the greatest thing ever. And almond joy ice cream is my biggest weakness. No meat or poultry because I value the lives of land creatures more than I do sea creatures.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The delicious combination of coffee (french roast) and cigarettes (Marlboro), champagne, old musty books, sing-a-longs, live music, and my familyfriendskittens.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's happening around me, except in choreographed song and dance.
And how much I love facial hair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Embarrassing myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell All Your Friends will forever be one of my favourite albums.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You want to make me a mixtape.