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janturbo

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Czech (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm in a wonderful committed open relationship with an amazingly wonderful woman. I would link to her profile, but she's recently deleted it.

For a lot of people open relationships, and non-monogamy are nothing new, but for a lot of people they are. I'm also aware of the negative stigma around open relationships, thanks in large part to people who use them as an excuse to avoid commitment and intimacy. So if you have any questions or concerns about my open relationship, ask away. It's a subject I'm not the least bit shy about.

It's come to my attention that being a girl on this site can really suck because the second your profile goes live, you're bombarded with copied-&-pasted messages from unsavory gentleman who are sure you've been waiting all your life to be ground up on by them. I've also learned that there's a plurality of guys who can form complete sentences in the Queen's English and appear decent enough in their profile, but when you meet them in real life they have the emotional intelligence of the first category of dudes. I could launch into a lengthy rant about how I'm definitely not one of those guys, but I know the only way to prove that is through good behavior and open communication.

Dream Job: Editor-in-Chief, 'Cat Fancy' Magazine.

INFJ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Misadventured piteous overthrows.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video Editing
Bicycle Riding (I'm a half decent wrench too)
Taking Public Transit in Foreign (and Domestic) Lands
Omelette Engineering
Makin' Out
Finding Stuff (The Secret is to Look Underneath Other Stuff)
Passing Tools to People
Capitalizing Most Words
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses
Beard (Sorry, but it's about to go bye-bye until next winter).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
GoodReads profile:
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/11773673-jon-burton

Movies: Enter the Void, Citizen Kane, Anything Chaplin but particularly Modern Times and The Great Dictator, Persona, Pi, Wild At Heart, The Hudsucker Proxy, Underground, There Will Be Blood, Tetsuo The Iron Man, Paprika, Batteries Not Included, Sid and Nancy, Down By Law, Forest Gump II: Bubba's Revenge, Anything Pixar except "Cars," which I just haven't seen (and could be missing out?).

Music: Arcade Fire, Islands, Matt and Kim, Sleighbells, Yeaysayer, The Talking Heads, Japanther, Dragonforce, Ninjasonik, Harry Nilsson... So Much... Too Much... But Somehow Never Enough!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Avocados.
Cats.
Pups.
Time For Reading.
Dik-Diks (I've never actually seen one in the flesh, but just knowing they exist makes me happy. If you have no idea what a Dik-Dik is, please click this link **I promise it's adorable and not gross**
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik_dik).
Intimacy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'Noiseman Sound Insect' (http://youtu.be/pw6TwYXwBjA)
Nanotechnology
The Uncanny Valley
Squirrels: Nature's Ninjas
The Space Elevator
Tard: The Grumpy Cat (http://tardthegrumpycat.tumblr.com/page/3)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tearing up to episodes of 'My Cat From Hell' on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never driven a car or taken a driving lesson in my life. But I will soon, I promise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to exchange witty banter.
You want to exchange witty pheromones.
You would pay a street musician to stop playing Sublime.
You don't mind seasonal facial hair.

I'm also interested in networking with other film/video professionals, shooters and editors in particular. So feel free to reach out for that purpose, and I will keep it oh, so platonic and professional. I know there's other sites for that, but Linkedin gives me a rash.

Oh, and here's a deal for those of you who may want to message me, but are suddenly overcome by writer's block (this happens to me quite a bit, and I can't be the only one): Feel free to write a very brief (even single word) message ending in "Mayonnaise." This is partly to test if you've closely read my profile, and partly to give you an out for aforementioned writer's block. Bonus points if you can catch the literary reference.

And in case you zipped right to the bottom of my admittedly lengthy profile, please keep in mind that I'm in a committed-open relationship, and it's a pretty serious-major part of my life. If that's not a deal breaker, then bless you, and let's get to know each other!