That is me summed up...I guess if you want my everyday boring spiel...I have a great job and WILL be the CEO one day so a guy needs to know I'm not going to stay home and fold their underwear and cook for them all day. You really wouldn't want my cooking because most stuff I make is barely edible. I'm working on my domestic side as we speak. I want to be a mix of Joan Cleaver and Martha Stewart with a splash of Pamela Anderson...but right now I'm more of a Kristen Wiig's...Ok, maybe I'm not as funny as her, but I'm daring enough to try.
Yes, I workout and I workout hard. "Pain is weakness leaving the body"...well that's what the Marine Corps tried to brain wash me into believing but pain is just pain. I like the pain of working out some days, others I am just trying to get it over with as soon as possible. I'm super competitive and will reach my goals because failure isn't an option...that's for the weak minded. The one competition I always try and can never find success in is eating 5 saltine crackers in one minute. I have come to the conclusion this is humanly impossible.
Back on track...I have a lot of friends and family with whom I love to spend my spare time with. I am often the source of entertainment as one of the only single people left and all my dating horror stories. Just kidding, but seriously, where are the funny guys that aren't over the age of 36ish? Is anyone really still reading? If you are I am assuming you are over the age of 36 and might have something wrong with you because this is some rambling stuff right here...Ok, I'm going to sign off now...If you like this weirdness you just read, message me.
PS. I can be serious and if I have to be right now, I would say I"I do want to find someone for real. Hopefully its you!