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jaquelinehyd

27 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Austin, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White, Other, Undeclared
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Rather not say
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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I am awesome, irritable, and polycephalic.

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My Self-Summary

i have the monopoly on awesome. this is important. you are likely lame but i'll let it go just this once.

What I’m doing with my life

i work and hang out with my badass friends during most of my waking hours. i like to game (PC and console) and will happily hog the controller. i also tend to watch 2-3 shows at once on TV and this is allegedly annoying.

I’m really good at

not filling this dumbass question out. and your mom.

The first things people usually notice about me

that my additional head is not as noticeable as you thought it would be.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a) all of them that do not suck. i'll attempt to read anything once. i lean towards sci fi and fantasy and more fantasy than sci fi.

b) well done ones or ones so bad that you have to watch the, sort of like a trainwreck. master of the flying guillotine is a prime example.

c) i <3 the 80's, hardcore. i also like flogging molly a lot. generally fun music that doesn't take itself too seriously. we're not big on being "deep" around these parts.

d) i'll try anything. i had limited food experience growing up so i have not encountered a lot of things. like brussels sprouts. so i will try them if i encounter them.

The six things I could never do without

i hate this question. i can do without pretty much anything except the basics such as food, employment, water, clothing and shelter. i'll bitch and moan about not having new books, the internet, my friends/family and my bike etc. etc. but i can and have done without all of those things and made it out alive. i am a superhero.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

lots of things. my mind is a very busy place.

On a typical Friday night I am

depends on several factors. if i am not home asleep because i have to work on saturday, i am out with my friends, in with my friends or at home goofing off or who knows what other things i happen to wander into. i find that life consists of a lot of wandering and falling into stuff.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i cannot be grossed out and sometimes forget that other people don't always want to hear about things i find interesting, particularly when eating.

also, the users similar to me tend to not be as cool. this is disturbing.

You should message me if

you're not an idiot. i used to have a whole thing about spelling and grammar here, but then i realized that the dumbasses who do that sort of thing don't bother to read this anyways. they are all like 'duuur boobies' and grunting and scratching themselves. so yeah. if you happen to be an idiot and you've made it this far, sorry. go away. seriously.

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