I'm been a jock, a DJ, a corporate drone, a student, a teacher, a punk, a bouncer, a roadie for a metal band. I've cheated death twice. I've been described as "Charm and Deadly Kung-Fu all rolled into one." I'm the kind of guy who carries all the groceries in the house at once just because I can.
I don't have six-pack abs. I don't have a perfect head of hair that looks like I spend hours in front of a mirror and put pounds of product in it. I don't pretend to be perfect, and I'd never expect you to be.
But I tell great stories. I also listen well. I question authority, and I can fix anything.