I've been a jock, a DJ, a corporate drone, a student, a teacher, a punk, a bouncer, a roadie for a metal band. I've cheated death twice. I've been described as "Charm and Deadly Kung-Fu all rolled into one." I'm the kind of guy who carries all the groceries in the house at once just because I can.
I talk how I think, and I write like I talk. I'm honest, open, and I long ago lost any kind of filter. I've learned that being honest from the start saves you from ever having to say "Please don't flush my head down the toilet".
I tell great stories. I also listen well. I question authority, and I can fix anything.