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jaredb24

27 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(You are probably cooler than me and I think that is only tight)

I have plans for the future and settling for what is comfortable sounds gross.

www.koolstrybra.tumblr.com (If you dig it we will probably get along very well)

Great Job...

IG: slimetime29
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting stories and forgetting things.

You have probably seen me at Sizzle Pie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you uncomfortable. ;-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Umm, my eyes? My smile? How should I know? Probably that I'm a short dude. Sexy as hell though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bukowski, Vonnegut, Hemingway, Steinbeck... you know, the good authors. R.L. Stine. Richard Scarry.

God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything
---Sir you were a gentleman and a scholar.

Leaning With Intent To Fall.
---I think you just described the last 6 years of my life.

Sex, Drugs, and Coco Puffs.
--I now know why we never will find true love. Oh and why soccer sucks.

Film:
The Holy Mountain, Videodrome, Scanners, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Apocalypse Now, Dog Bites Man, Full Metal Jacket, Lost in Translation, The Three Amigos, Oldboy, Step Brothers, Dead Poets Society, pi, This is Spinal Tap, The Reanimator, Revolutionary Road, A History of Violence, The Game, Big Fish, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Rushmore, A Zed and Two Noughts, Rosemary's Baby...

Shows: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Boardwalk Empire, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, The Wire, East Bound and Down, Mr. Show. HBO usually cant go wrong.

Current music:
King Tuff, Natural Child, Holy Cobras, The Hunches, Hunx and His Punx, Shannon and The Clams, Animal Collective, GG Allin, The Stooges, Jay Z, Kanye West, Major Lazer, No Age, Sam Cooke, Prince, T. Rex, The-Dream, The XX, The Wipers, King Kahn and BBQ Show/The Shrines(Mark Sultan,BBQ), The Spaceshits, The Weeknd, Biggie, Bon Iver, Daft Punk, Oblivians, Jay Reatard (The Reatards/Lost Sounds), Mean Jeans, White Fence, Foxes in Fiction, Deerhunter, Best Coast, Al Green, Washed Out, Fuck Buttons, Fucked Up, Otis Redding, The Ramones, Titus Andronicus, WU LYF, White Fang, Woods, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Misfits, The Exploding Hearts, The Antlers, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Cam'ron, Chromatics, Congratulations/Eskimo and Sons, Crystal Castles, David Bowie, Day of Lions, Drake, The Dutchess and the Duke, Etta James, Frank Ocean, Funkadelic, Harlem, M83, The Men, White Wires, Motorhead, blah blah blah, etc... Rock n' Roll and Hip Hop.

Food: Pizza
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pizza
Beer
Jenny Craig
You
Myspace
Satan
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my time went.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solving mysteries.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Andrew W. K. is tight.
I have back hair. Like everywhere.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna talk about selling our souls to Satan.
Or you can tell me the last novel, film, and album that you loved so much you told everyone about them.
Or if you are in to short hairy buff dudes.