Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost I'm a single father. I completely understand if
that's an issue, but they always have to come first. No
Now that I sound all stern and serious, I should point out that I'm
a fun loving guy. I'm usually joking around or doing something that
I'm passionate about. Whether it's just hanging out with one of my
close friends, singing, reading, or just spending quality time with
my kids. I don't like to waste anymore of my life, than I have to,
on the mundane. That's not to say that I don't like to spend a
whole day binge watching a tv show in my underwear, or laying in
bed lost in a book. I like to think I'm a unique, somewhat eclectic
guy. My interests vary and don't really fit any particular mold. I
coach little league baseball and sing in metal bands. I don't let
stereotypes or other people's short-sighted misjudgments guide my
actions. ...ever. My favorite thing to do is to load up the car and
just go exploring for a weekend, without any plan whatsoever.
I really can't say what exactly my goal is on here. Every
relationship, and how far it progresses, is unique. So, I don't put
any limits or expectations on them. I think I have a lot to offer,
and I don't want to be single forever. I'd love to find someone to
spend my life with, the way my parents have. I refuse to settle
just to cure myself of loneliness, though. My only rule is that you
have to be an improvement to my life, not a hindrance.
What I’m doing with my life
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Snapping necks and cashing checks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"That's what she said" jokes
The Peter Griffin laugh
Remembering words to songs I haven't heard in a decade.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Women are pigs, so obviously my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Stepbrothers
Supernatural, Vikings, Eastbound and down(tons more)
Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Stone Sour, SlipKnot, FFDP, Jamey
Meat, Potatoes, Chicken cordon bleu, PB&J(grape and creamy the
way god intended.)
The Great Gatsby, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Stitch in Time,
Vampire Diaries, anything Corey Taylor writes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Candle lit baths, with rose oil and Tori Amos playing in the
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or my kids.
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