27 Wichita, KS
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My self-summary
First and foremost I'm a father. I completely understand if that's an issue, but they always have to come first. No exceptions.

Now that I sound all stern and serious, I should point out that I'm a fun loving guy. I'm usually joking around or doing something that I'm passionate about. Whether it's just hanging out with one of my close friends, singing, reading, or just spending quality time with my kids. I don't like to waste anymore of my life, than I have to, on the mundane. That's not to say that I don't like to spend a whole day binge watching a tv show in my underwear, or laying in bed lost in a book. I like to think I'm a unique, somewhat eclectic guy. My interests vary and don't really fit any particular mold. I coach little league baseball and sing in metal bands. I don't let stereotypes or other people's short-sighted misjudgments guide my actions. ...ever. My favorite thing to do is to load up the car and just go exploring for a weekend, without any plan whatsoever.

I really can't say what exactly my goal is on here. Every relationship, and how far it progresses, is unique. So, I don't put any limits or expectations on them. I think I have a lot to offer, and I don't want to be single forever. I'd love to find someone to spend my life with, the way my parents have. I refuse to settle just to cure myself of loneliness, though. My only rule is that you have to be an improvement to my life, not a hindrance.
What I’m doing with my life
Snapping necks and cashing checks.
I’m really good at
"That's what she said" jokes
The Peter Griffin laugh
Remembering words to songs I haven't heard in a decade.
Saying the worst thing possible in any given situation
The first things people usually notice about me
Women are pigs, so obviously my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Braveheart, Dumb and Dumber, Stepbrothers
Supernatural, Vikings, Eastbound and down(tons more)
Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Stone Sour, SlipKnot, FFDP, Jamey Johnson
Meat, Potatoes, Chicken cordon bleu, PB&J(grape and creamy the way god intended.)
The Great Gatsby, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Stitch in Time, Vampire Diaries, anything Corey Taylor writes.
The six things I could never do without
My Kids
My family
Ice Cream
Candle lit baths, with rose oil and Tori Amos playing in the background.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to take over the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends or my kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This seems like a trick.
You should message me if
You want to.