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jargonshoved

29 M Bristol, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 27 year old gentleman living in Bristol. I am a small business owner who likes going out to the pub with friends, music, reading, gigging, talking etc etc. I have a cat. I love food. I listen to all kinds of music but mostly rock and blues. I do like a lot of 90's dance music too and even some fairly contemporary stuff. I'm a bit of a zombie nut and love all things zombie. I love tea and red wine. These are my favourite beverages. That's me....
What I’m doing with my life
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I run a small cleaning business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking, reading, smoking, drinking tea and red wine.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People don't really notice me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Murakami, Palahniuk, Douglas Adams.

Movies - Italian job, Children of men, Aeon flux

Shows - Breaking bad, black books, Dexter

Music - Whirlwind heat, White stripes, QOTSA, Caravan Palace, the oh sees, Radiohead, Deerhunter.

Food - Everything - I love olives, ribs, houmous, I love North African cuisine. Everything. I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My smartphone, my books, coffee and tea, radio4, my car, chilli and garlic ribs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, music, economics, a future zombie apocalypse, people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends. Usually in a pub or going somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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God. Errmm... I watch the big bang theory. But don't tell anyone. It's so embarrassing. I watch it like a soap. I really care what happens. The shame of it...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to meet someone nice who enjoys the things above and likes to chat. If you like red wine and Tea and zombies then that's a bonus.