Why am I on here? Because I just moved to a new city and don't really know anyone yet.
It causes me physical pain to browse this website because this:
"Hiiiii I'm ______ :) I'm __ years *young* and I'm a free spirit :D Get this, as crazy as it is, I really like to have fun!!! And sometimes I just like to hang out and chill!!! I'm really laid-back, down-to-earth, and funny :) I'm pretty much every positive attribute a human female could have, so why don't you just go ahead and message me? :)"
That's what you all sound like. I wish that was an exaggeration. Yes. We all try to enjoy life here on earth. The definition of fun is that you enjoy it. You can't dislike fun because it's existence is based on your perception of it. Saying you're "20 years young" does not make you seem interesting and carefree and joyous or whatever you were going for, it just makes you look like everyone else who is attempting to say the same of themselves: dumb. You're not "down-to-earth" if you think that announcing it is going to convince anyone. Just trying to be down-to-earth with the situation. I'm a realist. But really, that's not to say that we wouldn't get along, because we still might -- especially if your flattering description of yourself is accurate. This all makes me seem very bitter, but I'm really not. This is just my "can she take a joke?" filter.
Like most people, I can't be summarized. So instead of that, I will attempt to showcase my personality and odd -- but apparently effective -- sense of humor in the rest of this profile (it's going to be hit or miss, so buckle up). Not that half the population doesn't do that already...