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jas199

29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved here to practice law and be near my family in Wisconsin. I'm a huge sports fan - both playing and watching - and will never stop cheering for my Wisconsin teams (yes, this includes the Packers). I'm a news junkie and I think taboo topics are the most interesting to discuss. I'm a kind, outgoing, and funny guy and appreciate others who have strong opinions and speak their minds. I pride myself on my ability to meaningfully connect with others. And, importantly, I eat more brussel sprouts than anyone you know and have a tremendous amount of useless knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a good human being. Telling stories. Improving peoples' moods. Being witty (with some (or a good deal of) snark). Saying I'm going to make a salad and then meeting friends out for something delicious. Admiring Louis C.K. and Mindy Kaling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, feel included ... and occasionally cringe.

Also, I give a solid hug (I have no time for limp weak hugs; show some warmth).

Oh, and sharing food at restaurants, because that's clearly the best way to do it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile (I floss like it's my job).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kundera, Carver, Alexie, and Hemingway. Can't beat this foursome.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(1) This American Life
(2) Fantasy Football
(3) Really soft t-shirts
(4) Woody Allen Films
(5) Books (literally, you know, those things made of paper that you hold in your hands)
(6) Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which article of clothing the random button on my kitchen counter came from. This is an ongoing and most frustrating mystery.

Also, why so many people on this site refuse to smile in photos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meeting friends out for dinner and drinks. I generally prefer spending time with a smaller group of good friends and really talking and listening to them than going to clubs.

Sometimes flying around the world on a redeye (I have a companion pass … be jealous).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use proper grammar in text messages (we're talking semicolons).

Also, every time I go to Trader Joe's I buy four bags of frozen organic mangos. The check out person always says something like, "so, you like mangos, dude?" Yeah, I like mangos dude.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bright, warm, lighthearted, and enjoy some good banter.

You're OK with a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy.