Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Introverted, hetero sapiophile looking for other introverts. Being
an introverted night owl has its share of complications, one being
that I work a Monday through Friday 8am job. Luckily, I have
weekends to hibernate past noon. I'm really intense. Compared to
some people it's like the difference between a potato and a lemon.
I might be really bitter at first but at least I'm not bland. And
if you drown me in sugar I can really grow on you. When was the
last time you drank potatoade?
I designed a shirt online once. Had it not been that it melted in
my dryer it would still be my favorite shirt to this day, but honey
badger don't care.
P.S. It's available for purchase if you're interested. (not a
shameless plug, I don't make any profit off sales)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming that well rounded homogeneous human our mothers
raised us all to be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd most definitely impress you with my handstands, if you're in to
that sort of thing. I've also been known to dance in public from
time to time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My shoes are tied
Some of my friends say that I resemble Seth Rogen. I beg to differ.
However, I've heard it too often to shake it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
: The Giver (Lois Lowry) Choke (Chuck
I mostly listen to and go to EDM shows these days.
Also I love me a good Reuben.
Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, The
Office, Community, Eureka, Dexter, House, Futurama, Criminal Minds,
Being Human, New Girl, The Mentalist, The Walking Dead, The Big
Bang Theory, and I've seen every episode of Star Trek: Voyager,
TNG, DS9, and ENT I often find myself going back to re-watch them
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have no idea.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes people the way that they are or the thought processes
behind the decisions that we all make, day to day. Now usually
people put this as a way to explain why people can be so cruel to
other humans or animals. I mean this in a completely general sense.
I like to think about all ends of the spectrum of human thought and
I like knowing the reason things are the way that they are. Though
I am not too distraught over things I can not get the answer to. We
are humans after all and knowing everything is not with-in our
grasp. Although it is still pretty damn enriching to ask
What might happen if Pavlov's dog
and Schrödinger's cat
were in a room together, while the cat was wearing a bell.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know what I'm doing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know when to be outlandish and when to be sweet. You understand
that being nice is just another way to put a smile on the rest of
the worlds face. You are an outgoing and outspoken lass with your
head on your shoulders and not in your ass.
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