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jashoewa

29 M Plymouth, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Introverted, hetero sapiophile looking for other introverts. Being an introverted night owl has its share of complications, one being that I work a Monday through Friday 7am job. Luckily, I have weekends to hibernate past noon. I designed a shirt online once. Had it not been that it melted in my dryer it would still be my favorite shirt to this day, but honey badger don't care.

P.S. It's available for purchase if your interested. (not a shameless plug, I don't make any profit off sales)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming that well rounded homogeneous human our mothers raised us all to be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd most definately impress you with my handstands, if you're in to that sort of thing. I've also been known to dance in public from time to time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Kind Smile
Nice teeth
My shoes are tied
Some of my friends say that I resemble Seth Rogen. I beg to differ. However, I've heard it too often to shake it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Giver (Lois Lowry) Choke (Chuck Pahlniuk)

My MUSICal tastes are quite different in my car while I am driving. While driving I prefer to listen to classical and other musical styles without lyrics. Music that does have lyrics is too distracting and I find myself aimlessly belching out whatever words that are being sung through my stereo like a siren luring her next victim. Except more shrill and less alluring.

(BANDS) Ratatat, Trapt, HelloGoodBye, Shiny Toy Guns, The Postal Service, old-school The Prodigy (Fat of the Land album is the best), Cake, The Cranberries, Zedd, Daft Punk (new and old,) and Mumford & Sons More recently I've been getting in to EDM. There is a lot of EDm style shows I've been interesting in going to lately.

Food: Sushi/Sashimi Also I love me a good Reuben.

Television: Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, The Office, Community, Eureka, Dexter, House, Futurama, Criminal Minds, Being Human, New Girl, The Mentalist, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, and I've seen every episode of Star Trek: Voyager, TNG, DS9, and ENT I often find myself going back to re-watch them regularly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things..
More things...
Other things.
A pickle.
I have no idea.
A sandwich?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What makes people the way that they are or the thought processes behind the decisions that we all make, day to day. Now usually people put this as a way to explain why people can be so cruel to other humans or animals. I mean this in a completely general sense. I like to think about all ends of the spectrum of human thought and behaviour.

I like knowing the reason things are the way that they are. Though I am not too distraught over things I can not get the answer to. We are humans after all and knowing everything is not with-in our grasp. Although it is still pretty damn enriching to ask questions.

What might happen if Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat were in a room together, while the cat was wearing a bell.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I to this day still haven't found Waldo. Don't get me started on Ms. San Diego. I'm convinced the two of them are off hiding with two and a half kids in a villa somewhere, sipping on sangrias.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know when to be outlandish and when to be sweet. You understand that being nice is just another way to put a smile on the rest of the worlds face. You are an outgoing and outspoken lass with your head on your shoulders and not in your ass.