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jashper

23 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Why hello there stranger! It seems you've taken an interest in my profile. Here is the info you seek: I like turtles & satire.

Anyways, to the point; let the rambling attempt at describing myself begin
What I’m doing with my life
Guessing & tinkering, tinkering & guessing, and so it goes
The first things people usually notice about me
My laughter gives me away most of the time
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have an odd comedic sense (read as: Wet Hot American Summer, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Whose Line, Wainy Days, Childrens Hospital, Louis C.K., Tim Minchin, etc. etc.)

As far as food, I'll take classic Italian any day, particularly my Grandmother's cooking

Any flavor of jazz/swing/mambo/latin/big band/bossa nova music tickles my fancy, and then throw in some symphonic (Shostakovich anyone?), techno/EDM, ambient/trance (Shpongle++) and showtunes while we're at it.

I've recently been obsessed with electro swing, mainly Caravan Palace
The six things I could never do without
1) The Great & Glorious Tubes of the Interwebz
2) Laughter
3) Candy
4) Sarcasm
5) Aesthetics/Geometry
6) Cerebral Fluids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Paradoxes, poker, romanticism, entropy, adventures/shenanigans, genetics, random interludes to odd scenarios, basically anything that pops into my head
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing a variety of things (ie: plotting world domination, striking up a random chat on the street, the usual)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to share some humorous vids à la interwebz
You'd like to dance to some Caravan Palace
You'd like to discuss the following: http://youtu.be/AU8PId_6xec
You'd like to go grab some cannolis
You'd like to troll me (<- preferably this)

Or perhaps if you got a chuckle or two while reading my profile ramblings, I mostly don't bite