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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sicilian coder saving the world one less unencrypted dick pic at a time.

Anyways, to the point; let the rambling attempt at describing myself begin
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Guessing & tinkering, tinkering & guessing, and so it goes.

But mostly trying to bring secure and anonymous messaging to the masses in face of oppressive police states, while sadly indirectly benefiting the sexting agenda...woe is man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laughter gives me away most of the time
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have an odd comedic sense (read as: Wet Hot American Summer, Best in Show, The Producers, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Whose Line, The Inbetweeners, ASSSSCAT, Arrested Development, Golden Mustache, Spy!, Wainy Days, Childrens Hospital, Louis C.K., Tim Minchin, Eddie Izzard)

As far as food, I'll take classic Italian any day, particularly my Grandmother's cooking. Gnocchi + pesto, saltimbocca, and lemon squares are the way to my heart

Any flavor of jazz/swing/mambo/latin/big band/bossa nova music (Tito Puente ftw) tickles my fancy, electro-swing (Caravan Palace), and then throw in some symphonic (Shostakovich, Hindemith, Ives), techno/electronic/EDM (Haywyre, Mord Fustang, C2C, Porter Robinson, Fake Blood, The M Machine, Feed Me, Rustie, Cashmere Cat, Wax Tailor), ambient/trance (Shpongle++)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Great & Glorious Tubes of the Interwebz
2) Laughter
3) Candy
4) Sarcasm
5) Aesthetics/Geometry
6) Cerebral Fluids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paradoxes, poker, romanticism, entropy, adventures/shenanigans, genetics, random interludes to odd scenarios, purposeful outerludes to normal scenarios, and most importantly the comedic one liner that escaped my thought five minutes past
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adventuring about into strange alleyways,
Doing a bit of coding,
Doing a bit of improv,
Striking up a random chat with random folk,
Sharing raunchy youtube videos with said strangers,
Staring into the void...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to share some humorous vids à la interwebz
You'd like to discuss the following:
You'd like to go grab some cannolis
You'd like to troll me (<- preferably this)

Or perhaps if you got a chuckle or two while reading my profile ramblings, I mostly don't bite