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jashper

23 Somerville, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why hello there stranger! It seems you've taken an interest in my profile. Here is the info you seek: I like turtles & satire.

Anyways, to the point; let the rambling attempt at describing myself begin
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Guessing & tinkering, tinkering & guessing, and so it goes.

But mainly trying to bring secure and anonymous messaging to the masses in the face of oppressive police states, while sadly mostly indirectly benefiting the sexting agenda...woe is man.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laughter gives me away most of the time
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have an odd comedic sense (read as: Wet Hot American Summer, Best in Show, The Producers, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Whose Line, The Inbetweeners, ASSSSCAT, Arrested Development, Golden Mustache, Spy!, Wainy Days, Childrens Hospital, Louis C.K., Tim Minchin, Eddie Izzard)

As far as food, I'll take classic Italian any day, particularly my Grandmother's cooking. Gnocchi + pesto, saltimbocca, and lemon squares are the way to my heart

Any flavor of jazz/swing/mambo/latin/big band/bossa nova music (Tito Puente ftw) tickles my fancy, electro-swing (Caravan Palace), and then throw in some symphonic (Shostakovich and Ives anyone?), techno/electronic/EDM (Haywyre, Mord Fustang, C2C, Porter Robinson, Fake Blood), ambient/trance (Shpongle++)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Great & Glorious Tubes of the Interwebz
2) Laughter
3) Candy
4) Sarcasm
5) Aesthetics/Geometry
6) Cerebral Fluids
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Paradoxes, poker, romanticism, entropy, adventures/shenanigans, genetics, random interludes to odd scenarios, purposeful outerludes to normal scenarios, and most importantly the comedic one liner that escaped my thought five minutes past
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adventuring about into strange alleyways,
Doing a bit of coding,
Doing a bit of improv,
Striking up a random chat with random folk,
Sharing raunchy youtube videos with said strangers,
Staring into the void...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to share some humorous vids à la interwebz
You'd like to discuss the following: http://youtu.be/AU8PId_6xec
You'd like to go grab some cannolis
You'd like to troll me (<- preferably this)

Or perhaps if you got a chuckle or two while reading my profile ramblings, I mostly don't bite