Hi there and thanks for taking the time to read all of my ramblings. The demanding little robot say I must type a hundred words to describe myself. Sheesh. Well I’m just me. I’m far from average I guess one could say. I have very little patience for average and boring. My life isn’t by any means action packed but I’m pretty happy with it being quirky and fun. I’m a tattooed, pierced, thrift store loving girl who still plays with bugs and snakes. I’ve always got a book on or near me and my friends tease me mercilessly about this fact. I majored in English Lit in college so I pretend that’s a legit way of rationalizing this addiction of mine. But in reality no, I’m just a bookworm. Oh and to forewarn you, I really like fragments and this will be full to the brim with them. I also have an extreme dislike for punctuation but once again the evil little robot won’t let me write in lowercase letters only. Anywho, back to me. Since that’s what you’re here to learn about. I live with a roommate and a house full of animals…yes I’m a huge animal person. Even my job is working with animals. I love movies though there’s a spot to write a hundred words on that topic so ill hold off on that. Music makes my world go around. I really believe that music really will save our mortal soul as Don Mclean said in that famous song. I love vinyl and happy a very eclectic and wonderful collection of my own that I happily play on my 1950’s record player. I love old crap. With a passion. I own 50’s hairdryers (I’m too scared of catching my brain on fire so this has never actually been used) a turquoise formica dining table, a ventriloquist dummy and ancient taxidermy. I collect and wear vintage dresses though you’ll either find me in a t-shirt and jeans or a little mod dress. I had a beautiful little Vespa for a while but it ended up under a suburban. I drive a VW…a new one but I’ve owned oldies over the years. I have a pretty good understanding of the classics an can usually hold my on in a conversation. You don’t drive an old fastback and not learn a thing or two about them.

I work full time at a pet store, nothing horribly exciting. I graduated from ARC and Sac State with my BA in English Literature. Once I realized that there’s nothing I can do with that extra useful degree other than teach, I went back to school. Now I’m enrolled in mortuary school (returning in the spring) with hopes of having a career in the funeral industry. Please keep any rude immature comments to yourself if you’d ever like to talk to me again. Just to let you know.

I’ve been trying to get back into having hobbies, I’ve been a lazy unmotivated lump for the last few months. I’m very active in the reptile hobby and I love my critters. I would really like to be able to find a guy who likes my animals as much as I do…or at the very least appreciates them. I’m learning to belly dance and I ride horses. I paint when I can and I love making art out of random bits of nothing. Thrifting is somewhat of a hobby of mine as well.

Uum...what am I good at...well I kick ass at scrabble. I'm rather good at spouting out random bits of useless knowledge. This is such a ridiculously awkward question when you really think about it. I find bragging unattractive in general unless you literally are out there saving the lives of kittens or something. I’m “good” at a lot of things. I’m “not so good” at a lot of things too. Aren’t we all?

Well I wear a of vintage clothing, I have my nose pierced and occasionally wear glasses. I don’t exactly blend in with the crowd. But I'm not a total weirdo or anything, so no worries.

MOVIES: Star Wars, Harry Potter, The Last Unicorn, Flight of Dragons, Amelie, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Adams Family, Nightmare Before Christmas, Rodger Rabbit, In the company of Wolves, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Little Shop of Horrors, Boxing Helena, The Secretary, Milo and Otis, The Witches, The Labyrinth, Interview with a Vampire, Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles, Finding Nemo, Silence of the Lambs, Dracula…

BOOKS: The Last Unicorn-Beagle, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland-Carroll, Watchers-Koontz, Laurel K Hamilton’s books, Charlene Harris’s books, Geek Love-Dunn, The Magic Toyshop-Carter, Sense and Sensibility-Austin, Emma-Austin, Fahrenheit 451-Bradburry, Modoc-Hefler, Through a Window-Goodall, The Giving Tree-Silverstein, Beyond the Body Farm-Bass, The Sneeches-Dr Seuss, Harry Potter-Rowling, The Hobbit-Tolkien, On the Road-Kerouac, HOWL-Ginsberg, The Portable Dorothy Parker, Stiff-the Curious Lives of Human Cadavers-Roach, Twilight series-Meyer, Watership Down-Adams…

MUSIC: i love the classics. I'm very varied on musical tastes, I go with what makes me feel good at that moment. That could be the Beatles, The Cure, Black Sabbath, Nina Simone or anything in between. I stear clear of r&b and country.

Realistically one should say food, clean drinkable water, shelter, warm clothing etc. But no, here were supposed to say i cant possibly LIVE without my cell phone and my computer right?

So random these questions are. Yup that was my yoda voice, enjoy it. I spend a lot of time thinking about silly things. My friends, my pets, what i want to do with myself, where i want to travel to, what i want to do after dinner....the same things all people think about I imagine.

Generally I'd be sitting at home watching endless movies with my roomie. I don't live the most exciting life and i work at 8 on saturday so im not a huge partier. I'm not a partier to begin with. My idea of a bar is a little hole in the wall where you sit in a little dark corner and talk really close together. Bars full of loud obnoxious men and scantily clad women are so not my scene. Eeck.

I'm scared of slugs.

Feel free to send me a message if you just want some wacky yet intriguing conversation or if you just hate punctuation and correct grammar as much as i do...if you think theres no better place to be than making smores in the middle of nowhere or looking under rocks and catching snakes...if you love talking books and watching unknown movies, or if you dont mind being a little eccentric like me. If all else fails theres no limit on meeting cool new people!