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jason78dc

36 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Jun 17, 2013
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just killing time on here until James Franco puts a ring on my finger and we start making babies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
laughing and having a good time.
and cooking now and then to pay the bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...looking terrible in photos.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my pubic hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read almost every day. Just finished Nina Simone's autobiography.
I only watch 2 television shows: Homeland and Parks & Rec.
Music--from jazz to indie. Some favorite bands: Tv on the Radio, Gossip, Meshell Ndegeocello, Walkmen, Grizzly Bear, etc.
I love to eat everything. A lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Familly/friends
iPhone
Good coffee
Chapstick
Bacon
Gun oil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the most effective way to work-out so that I can continue to eat as much as I do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At happy hour and then dinner or home making dinner and watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like most guys, I have a couple skeletons in my closet.
But seriously, I have actual skeletons, so let's keep that between you and me, ok...?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You would be a compotent ally in the zombie apocalypse.
2. Are fanatical about ramen, pho and pork products.
3. Can tell inappropriate/offensive jokes.
4. Know how to dispose of a body.
5. You can rock me like a hurricane.